Spaghetti aglio e olio. Sounds fancy yet it could not be simpler. Cook spaghetti or linguine or my favourite angel hair pasta. Meanwhile peel and slice garlic. Heat good quality EVOO in a pan and when the pasta is nearly ready toss in the garlic (I also like to add in sliced red chilli). Once garlic starts turning light golden toss in the pasta with a little bit of the pasta water and mix together. Serve sprinkled with shaved parmesan and some finely chopped parsley, oregano, marjoram or any green herb of choice for a little bit of colour (optional). Nice crusty garlic bread on the side and for a couple of bucks and 20 minutes of your time you're sure to impress anyone.
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This is not a forgone conclusion. Depends on the pizza base. A good pizza base has a tasty crust that I'll devour, conversely a bad pizza base has a terrible crust and I very likely not finish the pizza and leave all the crust.
That could be battery optimisation of the recipients phone.
If I remember correctly, it used to be a thing here in Australia, but I've not heard of it for a decade or more.
But I don't need a doctor's note to buy over the counter drug...
Well, pineapple is a bunch of berries fused together.
Unrelated : avocado is a berry.
What?! Why would you need to cut up fecal matter? Cut the shit man!
Am I the only one who thinks that at least some resemblance to actual history should be reflected in these memes?
Maybe you need to read something about Spanish colonisation.
Because I wanted to be obscure and mysterious, but if I'd call myself MrMysterious I'd know deep inside that I'm a wanker.
What's a poop knife?
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That's just fucking nuts!