Ask Lemmy

I was an emotional teenager who thought "life was too chaotic". I've grown fond of the name over the years, so I still use it to this day.

To play off my instance name.

I'm, uh, a big Korean.

I was hurt by one and haven't healed

I love ninjas and carbonhydrates

I like not being easily identifiable on social media. When I was a kid my parents taught me to not reveal my real name on the internet and nowadays it seems that your real life and internet life should be the same.

It's a family name

I can't remember

mom i'm internet famous

I often expend my creativity elsewhere. 😅

Because I'm not a banana, duh.

Because I want to instill fear

Because I think that summer is too warm

One of my nicknames growing up was Lil Miss Potatoes. But now I'm a grown up, so I'm Lady Taters.

Ich bin ein Hurensohn

I thought it was funny

I’m a simple man.

It's been my nickname for over 50 years.

Because I make chairs.

It's an anagram of my real name, 'lcdou 991y9'

Rocks are cool

TLC wrote a song about me.

I kept on trying to make an account and it wouldn't let me for some reason.

KeePassXC password gen.

Because it’s all I really want to do here.

I didn't. It's my IRL nickname. It means 'short circuit' (as in 'easily frustrated'). I'm the opposite of it, I'm the calmest person on this planet. My friends thought it would be funny. (the full word spells 'Kurzschluss')

You know what?

Shork

It’s the name of my favorite Star Ship! USS Defiant

I like Moss. I like Bears. There it is!

I like tea

I was thinking of McDonald's and balls

Well I'm a very confused person, and I'm surprised at the world around me.

Corrupt windows nt boot menu circa 2003.. It should have said "last known good configuration"

I just run pwgen -c 6 -0 and picket one that I liked most.

Have you seen kiwis? They're adorable!

The bird is alright too I guess

My initials if my middle name were Keith

Old WoW randomly generated name. Stuck with it for years now

Step 1: Download https://www.eff.org/files/2016/07/18/eff_large_wordlist.txt

Step 2: run the following in the terminal

shuf -n 20 eff_large_wordlist.txt

Step 3: choose two good looking words from the output

Step 4: smoosh them together with optional underscore or capitalization

Now you have a tasty username worth sharing with friends and family!

You'll never guess where I browse the internet from

It appeals to the edgelord teenager in me.

I tried and it worked.

It's a reference to human cannibalism. I found it interesting that humans taste similar to pork. I'm just weird like that.