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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

When you let the nuts runs the show, sanity goes on trial

[–] ItsJannnneee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

"How dare you notice my fascism! You're mentally ill!" gaslighting at its finest and classifying something doesn't make it true.

Maybe if your cult obsession with Trump is to the point where you propose bills like this you might be mentally ill for real.

[–] MentallyExhausted@reddthat.com 20 points 3 hours ago (2 children)
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 55 minutes ago

That was remarkably fast

[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Gaggle Of Pedophiles

[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 15 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I seem to clearly remember a story from the Bible about this, but perhaps they've simply skipped that part during their reading?

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 points 43 minutes ago

Nah they know about it, let no conservative tell you their Christian. To be Christian is to aspire to be like Christ, very few self proclaimed Christiana can claim that

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 24 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Guys, just steal this and use it to describe deranged Trump idiots. The right wing steals useful words like "fake news" and "groomer" and alters their meanings for political purposes all of the time. This one should be a layup because without reading into it everyone already thinks it's the condition those everyday July 4th cosplay, big truck with tattered flags morons have.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

Funny thing is that's how I read it...

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Changnesia is REAL!!!

[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Canada and Mexico REALLY need to seal our borders...

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 hours ago

The problems in both countries have always been the US

[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 21 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I love how far I had to read before it was clear that it's not what Trump has; it's what people who disagree with him apparently have.

Diseases are often named after their victims...

Also, and this is buried in everything he is doing, but how arrogant do you have to be to assume that every person disagrees with him just because he's Donald Trump, and not because there are valid concerns?

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 16 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

its not about arrogance.

its about manufacturing cause to lock up and dispose of dissenting voices.

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