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And that’s basically it!
Tomorrow there'll be a new bill to decriminalize pedophilia.
Well you know what they say, not ever republican is a pedophile, but every pedophile is a republican
When they're literally deranged by Taylor Swift and Barbie movies...
they're so far gone in the cult they belong in mental institutions
This will not pass in Minnesota. What a stupid bit of grandstanding and waste of taxpayer money.
"How dare you notice my fascism! You're mentally ill!" gaslighting at its finest and classifying something doesn't make it true.
one of the sponsors was arrested for soliciting a minor today
That was remarkably fast
Gaggle Of Pedophiles
When you let the nuts runs the show, sanity goes on trial
Maybe if your cult obsession with Trump is to the point where you propose bills like this you might be mentally ill for real.
Guys, just steal this and use it to describe deranged Trump idiots. The right wing steals useful words like "fake news" and "groomer" and alters their meanings for political purposes all of the time. This one should be a layup because without reading into it everyone already thinks it's the condition those everyday July 4th cosplay, big truck with tattered flags morons have.
Funny thing is that's how I read it...
I seem to clearly remember a story from the Bible about this, but perhaps they've simply skipped that part during their reading?
Nah they know about it, let no conservative tell you their Christian. To be Christian is to aspire to be like Christ, very few self proclaimed Christiana can claim that
They only read the clobber verses about killing gay men, and the shitty bits of Paul (much of which wasn’t even written by Paul).
You can tell they don’t even read the Sodom and Gomorrah stuff, because they don’t know about Lot’s daughters getting their dad drunk to rape him, which is like immediately after.
This will give the Government of Putin the excuse to throw the critics into the privately run detention centers.
I love how far I had to read before it was clear that it's not what Trump has; it's what people who disagree with him apparently have.
Diseases are often named after their victims...
Also, and this is buried in everything he is doing, but how arrogant do you have to be to assume that every person disagrees with him just because he's Donald Trump, and not because there are valid concerns?
its not about arrogance.
its about manufacturing cause to lock up and dispose of dissenting voices.
The smug childishness of a grade school bully who got you in trouble after you lost your shit and finally punched back. These assclowns are infuriating.
Russian stooge uses Russian method of oppression by abusing the mental health care system.
Canada and Mexico REALLY need to seal our borders...
The problems in both countries have always been the US