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[–] ragingdachshund@lemm.ee 9 points 8 hours ago

…brought to you and sponsored by a pedophile.

Your 2025 GOP All Star lineup!

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Democrats should counter with a "Trump Sycophancy & Supplication Syndrome" Bill...

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 40 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

Tomorrow there'll be a new bill to decriminalize pedophilia.

[–] straightjorkin@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago

Well you know what they say, not ever republican is a pedophile, but every pedophile is a republican

[–] LucidLyes@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago

When they're literally deranged by Taylor Swift and Barbie movies...

[–] MentallyExhausted@reddthat.com 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Gaggle Of Pedophiles

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

That was remarkably fast

[–] ItsJannnneee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

"How dare you notice my fascism! You're mentally ill!" gaslighting at its finest and classifying something doesn't make it true.

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

"you didn't see graphite on the roof because it isn't there. This man is ill take him to the infirmary"

Classic USSR/GOP tactic.

[–] ItsJannnneee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 8 hours ago

These people are so stupid they believe everyone must be as stupid as they are.

[–] LucidLyes@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

they're so far gone in the cult they belong in mental institutions

[–] Kalysta@lemm.ee 10 points 22 hours ago

This will not pass in Minnesota. What a stupid bit of grandstanding and waste of taxpayer money.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Guys, just steal this and use it to describe deranged Trump idiots. The right wing steals useful words like "fake news" and "groomer" and alters their meanings for political purposes all of the time. This one should be a layup because without reading into it everyone already thinks it's the condition those everyday July 4th cosplay, big truck with tattered flags morons have.

[–] Spzi@lemm.ee 1 points 6 hours ago

Confirmed. At first I was confused about the comments. Good idea, an obvious opportunity!

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Funny thing is that's how I read it...

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

When you let the nuts runs the show, sanity goes on trial

Maybe if your cult obsession with Trump is to the point where you propose bills like this you might be mentally ill for real.

[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I seem to clearly remember a story from the Bible about this, but perhaps they've simply skipped that part during their reading?

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Nah they know about it, let no conservative tell you their Christian. To be Christian is to aspire to be like Christ, very few self proclaimed Christiana can claim that

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[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I love how far I had to read before it was clear that it's not what Trump has; it's what people who disagree with him apparently have.

Diseases are often named after their victims...

Also, and this is buried in everything he is doing, but how arrogant do you have to be to assume that every person disagrees with him just because he's Donald Trump, and not because there are valid concerns?

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

its not about arrogance.

its about manufacturing cause to lock up and dispose of dissenting voices.

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The smug childishness of a grade school bully who got you in trouble after you lost your shit and finally punched back. These assclowns are infuriating.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

This will give the Government of Putin the excuse to throw the critics into the privately run detention centers.

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago

Russian stooge uses Russian method of oppression by abusing the mental health care system.

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