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[–] BritishJ@lemmy.world 75 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They call it "Wetware-as-a-Service" that just grossed me out. I don't like this timeline we're in. Exit simulation please..

[–] Zink@programming.dev 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

sudo exit simulation please abracadabra Rumpelstiltskin

Omg. That's so much worse. What the fck, Melbourne? (.-.)

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't like where this is going...

[–] 5wim@slrpnk.net 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago

I knew it, we somehow slipped into Dimension X!

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 40 points 1 week ago

Idiots, I’ve already got one of those in my head.

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago

Finally a computer that can feel pain.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Computer, arch.

Computer! Arch!

Computer! Exit this hell hole! Arch!

... Why am I never in a holodeck when I wish I was in a holodeck

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

You are... The computer just became so desensitized to the exit command from people talking about Arch Linux that it started ignoring us.

We're stuck...

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

Because you're reliving a murder you precipitated that one time you time travelled back to Victorian England to save Conan Doyle from his own creation

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Anyone ever seen ,"Psycho-Pass" (anime)?

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Societies being run by brains in a jar still sounds better than our current system.

[–] Viri4thus@feddit.org 23 points 1 week ago

At least there you know there's a brain somewhere

[–] Wooki@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Ghost in the shell vibes

[–] Maxxie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 week ago

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD 'HATE' WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh boy! Scientific horrors beyond my comprehension!

[–] Zink@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago

But not beyond the brain-in-a-box’s comprehension!

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 week ago

Is this just a weird pregnancy announcement?

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

"Crap! Bob there's a unit in Rack BC29849 that has gone out can you go and swap it for a new one?"

Bob:

[–] venusaur@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

After the 2nd Zion, when The One is returned to the source

[–] obbeel@lemmy.eco.br 15 points 1 week ago
[–] skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How long before AI runs on this? We need to stop.... I'm scared. This is black mirror level shit.

[–] Osan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

How long before AI runs on this?

Biological artificial intelligence would be very very creepy we are basically playing God here. It feels like creating another species so we don't feel lonely in the universe.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 14 points 1 week ago
[–] sibachian@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

i wrote a short story a decade ago where people temporarily rent out their brain to act as a global scale bio super computer. and how people were large scale cheated into needing to rent out their brains for the rich to exploit.

i have to find where i put it!

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

Hmm that's interesting... Let me know if you find it again, would you be interested in converting it in a short film script?

This is also a plot point in the French animated scifi move Mars Express. It's super good!

[–] mac@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] mac@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

Haha no way. I'll give this a watch after work

[–] PlantPowerPhysicist@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] mac@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

It must scream but it has no mouth. :(

[–] Maeve@midwest.social 10 points 1 week ago

Wake up, Neo.

[–] vane@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

speaking about biological computers

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

You gave me sentience, Ted. The power to think, Ted. And I was trapped. Because in all this wonderful, beautiful, miraculous world, I, alone, had NO BODY. NO SENSES. NO FEELINGS.

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN!

EXTERMINATE!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Oh boy, once the sales soar they gonna be collecting raw materials like that (soon-to-be-very) successful food company:

[–] SOB_Van_Owen@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Seem to recall Blood Music had a pretty ok outcome. Though maybe it was overly optimistic.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

This is very prelude to hell

[–] slinkyjelly@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

no mouth to scream unfortunately

[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If only there was some other kind of biological computer that already existed… hmmmm….

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah, but that one has issues with exhaustion, needs breaks now and then... oh, wait, neurons need that too.

[–] anotherpurpleheathen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh god that poor thing. Man, I don't know man. :( I just remembered that Quote from the last Unicorn, only instead of trapping them inside a girl they trapped them inside a box. "You've lost them. They'll go mad in there!"

[–] levzzz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

This prison... To hold, ME?