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[–] traches@sh.itjust.works 143 points 5 days ago (2 children)

jesus christ they’re dumb

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 76 points 5 days ago (2 children)

They know exactly what they're doing, it's a "purification," not entirely dissimilar to the same that happened in the 1930s in Germany.

[–] Alterforlett@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago

I think most people realise. It's still really fucking dumb

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 4 days ago

Oh, no, they're dumb as a bag of bricks. Dumbest Nazis of all time. AI just makes them dumber.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

not at all. trying to eliminate gay people from history, and also a nice convenient moment to sweep some war crimes under the rug

[–] traches@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

People like this don’t think it was wrong

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 days ago

they're not who they're manufacturing consent from. it's the ~55% of people who apparently listen to nothing but spotify and watch nothing but entertainment

[–] 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 78 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Also apparently any photo of any Black or woman service member.

Because they didn't consider the possibility that women and Black service members did noteworthy things based on their actual merit.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 50 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Images of historically significant military achievements or personnel, such as the Tuskegee Airmen and the first female Marine Corps infantry graduates, have been flagged for removal."

Wow. That's pretty blatant.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

The Tuskegee airmen thing pisses me off so much. Like brick-throwing shit-burning degree of angry.

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 52 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Normal country

Normal things are done in it.

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago
[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I’m fine. We’re fine. We’re all fine here. How are you?

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 2 points 4 days ago

"It was a lousy conversation anyway. Chewie, we're gonna have company!"

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 50 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I was really hoping this was a case of intentional malicious compliance to draw attention to the stupidity of this new policy. No such luck.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

find /mnt/gubarmentfiles/ -name "*gay*" -exec rm {} ;

-- some dogenerate, propably.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 10 points 5 days ago

This is just the right kind of absurd for our current government circus. I believe the headline completely without even reading the article.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Why can’t they just rename it Enola Straight?

Though Enola sounds pretty ethnic.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

I wonder if this is an example of malicious compliance.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Have a yabba dabba do time, a dabba do time...

[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What are you doing this weekend, Trump? Something gay, no doubt?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Sucking on more toes.

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 4 points 4 days ago

This is hilarious.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 0 points 5 days ago (2 children)

They won't, they will be reviewed by a human being at some point and reinstated, they've been flagged by an automated program.

It's the Scunthorpe problem all over again.

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

That automated program flagged at least tens of thousands of historical photos, most of which aren't as silly as 'haha plane gay' but of actual people (some of whom are still very much alive) in a blatant attempt to literally whitewash American history. Like, they've flagged the photos of literal Medal of Honor recipients because their skin tone is darker than eggshell, this is objectively horrifying. The loss of even one of those files is completely disrespectful on a number of levels

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'm sure everything is going to turn out A- ok with this whole thing. 👍👍

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago

Oh, it most definitely won't. Just not for the reason everyone is saying.

So sad what they did to the mother who raised a good Little Boy