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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 216 points 5 days ago (14 children)

I haven't watched The Ten Commandments in a long while so please help me remember. Wasn't worshipping a false idol considered a BAD thing?

[–] RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works 141 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (7 children)

I think there is literally a story in the bible where someone puts a golden goat in his garden or wherever and then gets punished by god

Edit: It was a golden calf

Congrats, you officially know more about the Bible than most so called Christians!

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 65 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I kind of want a compilation of all the signs about the false prophet and trump next to each other.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 49 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] BleakBluets@lemmy.world 32 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

And this was written before the Trump assassination attempt. Revelations 13 describes a beast healing from a fatal wound. There's also this bit which could read like it describes a loyalist vice president who prevents economic deals with countries who don't display loyalty to the president (i.e. wearing a hat that displays his name and number "Trump 45-47").

[11] Then I saw a second beast, coming out of the earth. It had two horns like a lamb, but it spoke like a dragon. [12] It exercised all the authority of the first beast on its behalf, and made the earth and its inhabitants worship the first beast, whose fatal wound had been healed. [13] And it performed great signs, even causing fire to come down from heaven to the earth in full view of the people. [14] Because of the signs it was given power to perform on behalf of the first beast, it deceived the inhabitants of the earth. It ordered them to set up an image in honor of the beast who was wounded by the sword and yet lived. [15] The second beast was given power to give breath to the image of the first beast, so that the image could speak and cause all who refused to worship the image to be killed. [16] It also forced all people, great and small, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hands or on their foreheads, [17] so that they could not buy or sell unless they had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of its name.

Edit: I see now there are updates at the bottom of the article that mention the same points I did.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sounds more like Musk than Vance, what with spacex and X(.com), especially if in the future X actually becomes the American equivalent of Wechat and a state funded and required everything app.

[–] BleakBluets@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (3 children)

True, especially if you consider the line:

[15] The second beast was given power to give breath to the image of the first beast, so that the image could speak and cause all who refused to worship the image to be killed.

Sounds like Elon's recent AI generated video of Trump cleansing Gaza.

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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The whole point of the antichrist is they rise to power by exploiting Christians and their faith...

Like, everything about the two line up that I'm starting to think trump is literally using the myth as a blueprint. Like, at some point someone told him about it, and his first and only thought was:

I bet they're dumb enough to really fall for that

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

Yes, but only if one was actually a believer of said religion.

"Christian" Nationalists are just Nazis With An Excuse.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Wasn’t worshipping a false idol considered a BAD thing?

Just don't consider it a false idol. That's the trick.

Stick your money-plated golden calf in a big box and have four old dudes carry it around on a palanquin. Then get a dozen DOGE agents to lead it in front of a government agency, blow their shofars, and pull funding until it collapses.

Boom. Straight out of the Book of Joshua, Chapter 6. Not much more holy than the Siege of Jericho.

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[–] leadore@lemmy.world 83 points 5 days ago (1 children)

How much more anti-christy can this guy get?

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 40 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Trump is literally the Anti-Christ, he takes Christians away from Christ and thinks it's funny.

I actually read a report somewhere that said Christians were having to choice between their Churches and Trump... and they choose Trump

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 15 points 5 days ago

Fake Christians in Christianity? More likely than you think!

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[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Something about worshipping false idols?

[–] 108@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

New Christian’s love this stuff

[–] qbus@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Feels very old testament to me.... Kinky

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 72 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 54 points 5 days ago (2 children)

It's always real.

Did you miss this?

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No, I didn't. I just was stunned they profaned yhwh and Baphomet. I guess they'll get around to Kali and Shiva eventually. Got to cover all the bases, I guess. 🤷‍♀️

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well, you've got to appreciate that not only are they ridiculously ignorant and incompetent, they're also disturbingly hypocritical.

They only serve the one true deity, except when they don't.

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[–] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Spread this in Christian communities.

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Aermis@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Hi I'm a Christian and I care. The goat seems to be made to auction to spread awareness for human trafficking. Very bizarre to go with this method though. I also know nothing of the organization and it's effectiveness in helping stop child human trafficking. Especially after that movie and the backlash it got with how little it did in helping the actual core issue. Bunch of hypocrites.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mar-a-lago-goat-trump/

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 9 points 5 days ago

Yeah but did you vote for Trump before?

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[–] straightjorkin@lemmy.world 45 points 5 days ago

Ya know, maybe the Bible is right and god is real, because there's no way someone comes this close to exactly what it describes as the Anti-Christ without actually being evil.

[–] Matombo@feddit.org 33 points 5 days ago

Ok now he is just memeing the false prophet thing. He can't not be aware, can he?

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Now I don't believe a word of the Bible, but this guy checks off so many anti-Christ boxes it's getting harder and harder to see how the people who do believe that stuff don't see it.

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[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

When Moses approached the camp and saw the calf and the dancing, his anger burned and he threw the tablets out of his hands, breaking them to pieces at the foot of the mountain. And he took the calf the people had made and burned it in the fire; then he ground it to powder, scattered it on the water and made the Israelites drink it.

He said to Aaron, “What did these people do to you, that you led them into such great sin?”

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Aaron then took a drag from his vape and shrugged. He didn't know either

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

Then the Sianai Times reported how the Pharaoh isn't actually a that bad of a guy and it would serve the Israelites to reopen communication with Egypt and discuss trade partnership, and how slavery should be an individual's choice and that they should vote Moses out for unilateral decision-making. Also, no haha the river never turned to blood and there are no locusts, don't look up at them.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 33 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Why a goat? It's an odd choice considering the association with Satan.

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 20 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

It's an old testament sacrifice thing.

Leviticus 17:7

They must no longer offer any of their sacrifices to the goat idols[a] to whom they prostitute themselves.

Edit: it appears in a few other places.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

he hasn't read the bible and probably doesn't talk to anyone who has. more likely a reference to "the goat" meaning "the greatest of all time".

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[–] Yoga@lemmy.ca 19 points 5 days ago

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mar-a-lago-goat-trump/

The dude that donated/sold it just really likes goats lmao

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Does it make all the sheep say "BAA-L"?

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[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 40 points 5 days ago (3 children)

So, literally worthless statue made from scrap paper.

[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Hey now. That could be a really nice archery target.

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[–] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Had to check which community I was in to make sure I wasn't in the Onion one.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Only three years eleven months to go!

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[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago

Cool and normal.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 20 points 5 days ago

"Christians" ~~Hate~~ Love This One Weird Trick!

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago
[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 16 points 5 days ago (10 children)

The difference between patriotism and nationalism is that patriotism is the love of one's country and nationalism is the belief that one's country is superior above all others.

Fascism is a centralized government underneath the authority of a dictator.

It's obvious that these guys want a nationalist and fascist government.

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[–] owl@infosec.pub 9 points 5 days ago

Welcome to Mar-A-Lago, I love you.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 13 points 5 days ago (4 children)

....

Naaahh, this is an the onion article

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[–] Ribbons@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wake up babe, new Gävlebocken just dropped. 🔥

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Where is Moses when you need him?

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