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What is the X equivalent of "Tweet"? (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 year ago by construct_@lemmy.ca to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
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We all know Twitter is being rebranded as X, so we presumably should no longer be calling Tweets "Tweets", so what are they called now? The best answer gets 10 karma and a verified checkmark*

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[–] ProceduralDeathLab@lemmy.world 75 points 1 year ago

X-crements

[–] Kissaki@feddit.de 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Now everything is X.

The product: X. The account and profile: X. The posts and comments and reposts: X.

Have you seen X's X? Yes I Xed it.

[–] milkisklim@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I smurfed Papa Smurf a Smurf while he smurfed for Smurfette

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll just leave this here

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[–] construct_@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

So that’s why I’ve been searching for β€œXXX”

[–] TheHalc@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

Yes and No? Also X.

[–] HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Xcrete , xcretions, xcrement

[–] fubo@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Based on other Musk products, the answer is "sex".

"I sexed last night about pony poops."
"He sexed at me about goat groping."
"She's not sexing with me anymore."

[–] snake@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Tesla Model S
Tesla Model 3
Tesla Model X
Tesla Model Y

Do you see it?

[–] fubo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

"Like, omigod, you should, like, obviously be the sire of all future humanity!"
β€” nobody, of any gender, ever

[–] andrr_464@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

GENIUS, ABSOLUTE GENIUS

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[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 year ago

𝕏crements

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Xits. The x is of course pronounced with the sh sound, just like the platform Xitter.

[–] RustedSwitch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Let’s go with β€œXarts”

[–] trash@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"tens"

[–] construct_@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Haha, I love it. How very Roman.

[–] CynAq@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago

Xitting, pronounced "shitting"

[–] Brkdncr@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago

β€œTweet” is now up for grabs. All similar platforms should call them tweets.

[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 year ago

X Γ† 2

[–] who8mydamnoreos@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

eXcretions

[–] IntentionallyAnon@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Elon said they’re X’s

[–] construct_@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago

I'm sure he knows a lot about exes

[–] chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And as stupid as that is, it's even wrong. It would just be Xs. No apostrophe.

[–] AnarchoYeasty@beehaw.org 9 points 1 year ago

Messages from and to X are known as Drunken Mistakes

[–] RobBanks@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

It's Elon, so they'll probably be called "harambes"

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 7 points 1 year ago

Twats

[–] Thorny_Thicket@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

Police is not going to arrest you if you just keep calling them tweets

[–] Shialac@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Xzibits

[–] Aussiemandeus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

An xcreet

[–] hightrix@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

πŸ’©

[–] 667@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Twerx

[–] dumptruckdan@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Turts

[–] tehcpengsiudai@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago

Xeet pronounced "Sheeeet"

As in: Elon Musk's changed the name of Twitter, Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

[–] Shdwdrgn@mander.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

twXt

[–] MartinXYZ@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Are we censoring "twat"?

[–] KubrowShootr@dormi.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Crosses

[–] Kissaki@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

You have tweets, now they're your Ex

[–] awwsom@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

idc

[–] construct_@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Apparently, it's called a Post. How boring!

https://www.theverge.com/2023/7/29/23812780/tweet-change-name-post-x

[–] negativeyoda@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Skeets

(Serious answer, I think it's Xeets)

[–] young_broccoli@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

pronounced as shits

[–] icepuncher69@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

seX

[–] DeusHircus@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

Tents

[–] TheMauveAvenger@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fuck this stupid post.

[–] construct_@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

kisses your forehead

[–] AES@lemmy.ronsmans.eu 1 points 1 year ago

So "fucks" it is then.

[–] DeltaTangoLima@reddrefuge.com 1 points 1 year ago

A brainfart

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