cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/57579403
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Where does the gravel come from? Am I making the Earth heavier when I use this power?
this post was submitted on 07 Mar 2025
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Teleport 7in away, un governable
Number three will get you through most all fences, walls, and locked doors. Become ungovernable.
Hopefully it's a7 inch gap, if it's 7 inches from center mass you're not really fully shifting position.
Gravel is expensive if you're doing a lot of landscaping. I'll supply all of the entrepeneurs in the area and make a fortune.
For real, free gravel for life is the choice. You can start a gravel business and sell that shit. According to Google a 100ft driveway can cost upwards of $3k to gravel.
Number seven. And then piss off every "pea under shell" trickster, because you can see which shells are empty.
I'll give you a hint, they're all empty.
But aren't the shells more covers than containers?
Free gravel. That's building material. You can always sell building material.
But if it's free, you can't sell it. Otherwise it would no longer be free.
EDITH: I'm surprised how many downvotes your getting for posting a shit post in a shitposting community :-D
Free for me, not for thee.
But then you would never learn the secrets of the oysters.
secrets of the oysters.
Yo, this dirty ocean water be bussin'
Would need the details on some of these.
- The empty container depends on the definition of "container" and "empty". If a house is a container for people it's easy to rob when empty. If you have to be looking at an airless vacuum it's dogshit. Otherwise I'm sure you could make money with a creative gambling scheme.
- Gravel for life, like an infinite bucket full? Or the typical "for life" shit where you just get one trailer full dumped in your driveway every year for 60 years. Probably an overrated pick.
- Teleporting is almost certainly the best pick. Is there a cool down? Do you keep momentum? Can it be in any direction? Does it take the same effort as walking? If you can spam it at the speed thought, you're now flying. Even with a CD you could be a world class athlete in a lot of sports. Or just do simple stuff like reach a high shelf or teleport out of handcuffs.
Or just do simple stuff like reach a high shelf or teleport out of handcuffs.
Teleporting out of you handcuffs also implies you'd lose your clothes every time you teleport.
I don't see the issue?
Usually bodies are more than 7 inches wide, so you wouldn't end up naked, but with a t-shirt somewhere inside your body. So if it works like that, I'd advise you not to choose that pill. That is, unless you're an oyster.
3 or 7.
Doesn't mention any cooldown on the teleport so I could probably spam it which would make it useful.
7 sounds stupid but it could be actually useful in some situations.
Being able to see inside empty containers has its uses because you can always check if you can see into it and know something’s in it. Knowing IF something has contents can be plenty useful.
Gravel ofc. Just imagine being able to provide every construction site on earth with cheap gravel with no cost at all. I'd be the first billionaire on earth who didn't fuck other people over to be absurdly rich.
Thought the same thing but it doesn't say how the gravel is obtained. I assume there's still going to be transportation costs and "life" could be as short as how long it takes to be smothered by a heap of free gravel. I am suspicious.