"People said that Mel Gibson couldn't play a Scotsman in Braveheart. But look at him now! An alcoholic racist."
- Frankie Boyle
this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2025
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Sounds like a future congressman
I'm honestly surprised he hasn't run for office now that you mention it.
He was born in Peekskill, New York. He could technically be president. Not to give him any ideas...
What, at the youthful age of 69? Kid needs more experience.
Kid needs more experience.
He's a wife beater but not a proven rapist (yet)... so ole' Mel is still a tadpole by US politician standards.
Once upon a time, I would have told you that would be a pipe dream of his. These days?
The USA never had nor caused any problems under the presidency of a former actor, after all.
Gibson
Rogan
2028
We need a ROAD WARRIOR to survive this American wasteland.
Joe Rogan would be like the Coma-Doof Warrior. But instead of a guitar shooting flames, he'd have a podcast mic shooting fart gas that he would just yell nonsensical phrases into just to make noise. Well Mel Gibson is driving him around town with a literal horse strapped to the front injected with ivermectin and main lined into Mel's veins as a blood bag. The horse would have lines from the Book of Revelation tattooed all over it.
Mel Gibson is the kind of "Christian" that has a meltdown if anybody dares to point out that Jesus most likely didn't have blonde hair and blue eyes.
Dude goes to a 'catholic' church that he fully funds himself as he's deeply against Vatican II, and the pope.
I'm pretty sure Joe Rogan and Mel Gibson believe that those massive fires are caused by liberal CA government.
Actually the line is DEI is what caused the massive fires.
The fire marshall or something was LGBTQ.
DEI PURPLE HAIRED LESBIAN FIRE MARSHALL!!!
That's what my dad told me.
She does not have purple hair and she's been there for 20+ years, previously holding the position of fire chief. She is well-respected by her peers.
Given the latest episodes of Knowledge Fight, sounds like your dad listens to Alex Jones.
Nope, but close. He's a Drudge Report reader and a secret Fox watcher (he'll never admit it but it's always the last channel on their TV)
Why keep it a secret? Most conservatives are proud to be fucking sheep of Fox.
[edit] sorry if you got multiple notifications. My app was being weird and replying to the wrong comments
Because my mom has a brain and hated Trump before he ran for office. She wasn't quiet about her opinion and she'd tell at him for watching it.
If he won't admit to Fox viewing, why would he admit to AJ listening?
[edit] sorry if you got multiple notifications. My app was being weird and replying to the wrong comments
A lack of tech literacy. It's not bookmarked (therefore it doesn't exist to him) and he stopped listening to the radio after Rush Limbaugh went off the air.
If it was obvious he watched Fox even though he "tried" to hide it, why do you think he could keep it secret?
He will defend anyone he likes if I say something shitty about them but he's never once defended Alex Jones. He never really bought into the extreme conspiracies like false flags or pizza gate, either.
He's a conflicted man.
Yeah their strategy seems to be sniping out folks at the top (politically speaking) by singling them out & turning the State propaganda machine on full blast, alienating them & forcing them to defend themselves when no one else has the time or energy because, you know, everything is literally on fire.
Pretty gross & probably a preview of the next (at least) 4 years. I hope it fails.
"DEI MADE THE WATER SYSTEM UNABLE KEEP UP" is such an obviously stupid take. There's not enough water to put the fires out
Right, so the liberal government...
Maybe those super secret space laser are real after all.
- one of his houses.
Hail old friend!
Liar liar house on fire
In case nobody's said it yet.
Well done.
"This is fine."
i guess you could say his house’s climate changed that day
Well I certainly hope Mel gets to put his medical advice to the test on himself.
Just like Joe he'll admit he's getting the same treatment any doctor would recommend, and he'll take Ivermectin on top and when he's better, he'll claim it was the horse dewormer that fought the cancer.
You're probably right. But if there's a slim chance the man "Jobs" himself...
The house was a non-issue since he was probably being paid enough from the performance to buy a bigger one.