Mr_Blott

I might watch it just to see how many times Rose says "fantastic" because it comes out like "feenteestuc"

Also, never take recommendations from sites like Lemmy or Reddit. If you ask the average internaut what they recommend, they'll come out with the most pretentious thing they can think of, rather than admitting they're powering through all 25 Jack Reacher novels lol

Interestingly, Jeep Wranglers are like the stereotypical hairdresser's car in Europe so this kinda makes sense

I'm sure he could do a great job of muddying the waters with the propeller of his new fucking yacht

Ok, the first article says "Millennials killed the paper napkin industry" then says they're using paper towels instead

WTF is the difference between a paper napkin and a paper towel? I thought they were the same thing? 😂

Interestingly, 'tohught' is the noise a cat uses to evict hairballs

Hubert, did your mummy not tell you not to be so argumentative?

glass seals

Maybe napkins is some kind of influencer or something

Yeah but do you guys have some kind of weird imperial months or something we don't know about? You could mean two months or six washing machines I dunno

Right, I don't care who the fuck you are or if you're some kind of NHS consultant, if someone phones you. PHONES YOU! And tells you something like this, despite clear warnings from every bank and banking app you ever had not to believe them, and you believe it, I'm not going to feel sorry for you or blame your other banking app