Mr_Blott

Poutine is like oysters on mashed spuds 🤢

If it's a Honda, it's fiiiiiine

Probably due an oil change about 2029

Ha ha "wealth face". I like it.

"Father, I am livid"

Downvoted because this is true.

Y'all watch too many Japanese car-toons, and the apparent age of the female characters is fucking questionable, and every time someone brings it up yous start bleating about projecting to try and excuse it

Fucking weird, guys

At least that's what the builder told you so he could buy his third boat lol

Some fuckwit gave me one of those in payment one time. He even laughed and said "Good luck with that"

Yes, you have to take them to the bank, nobody else will touch them

Flipbelt

No seriously guys, it's not a fannypack, honest. It's a Flipbelt ©®™ It's like a fannypack but costs about 5 times more

Betteridge's Law of Headlines

You're a legend! I googled torrentleech and to my great surprise, Firefox filled in the login info and apparently I already have an account.

I have no fucking clue I signed up about a decade ago but hey ho 😂

Thanks for the pointers!

Yes, we know