I'm pretty sure that's a physical impossibility in the known laws of the universe. Best I can do is wake up earlier to give me time to feel like garbage, but then be fine by the time I have to do anything.
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Go to bed at 8:00 p.m.
I don't. I'm not a morning person and I'm always garbage if I try to be.
My "strategy" consists of going to bed at a fixed time and a modern electronic alarm clock that is 100% reliable.
Actually go to bed very, very early. I don't mean "23:00 instead of midnight" early, but at like 19:00. My body is used to going to bed at 22:00-23:00 and then 2 hours of videos and livestreams. Instead, it gets 3 hours till 22:00, at the end it slips into disbelief that it should sleep already, but finally slips into it at 22:00-23:00. And so, 8 hours of sleep at 6:00-8:00. And then either getting up, or resting till 9:00.
Drugs
I have add and take adderall. My alarm is set for 7 and 8. At 7, I get up, take my meds (more than just adderall), let the dogs out, and feed them. I do all this trying to stay as "asleep" as possible and go right back down to nap until 8. By then the adderall has started to kick in and I literally can't stay asleep.
One of those sunrise alarm clocks, going to bed more than 8 hours before it goes off, a neti pot or benadryl so I can breath while sleeping. Blackout shades, and an air filter that makes some soft white noise.
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There's always going to bed earlier.
Doesn't work for everyone.
Some people always go to bed early and wake up early. They complain if they sleep on because it is too far from their natural sleep cycle.
Some people go to bed late and wake up late and getting up early sucks even if they get the same number of hours of sleep.
Some people can adjust. Maybe even the majority of people can adjust. Not everyone is able to adjust.
Don't have kids
Be consistent with the time you wake up and don't use the snooze button. Get out of bed as soon as the alarm goes off.
No screens for two hours before bed.
My only strategy is to try to get enough sleep. Coffee provides less of an effect and more of a feeling of an effect.
Biphasic sleep. One 5 1⁄2-6 hour block over night, one 90 minute siesta before work.
I know what biphasic sleep is. But I’m not clear on when you are doing it. Do you get up at like 4 am? For how long?
Or maybe I just need to know when work starts for you?
6:30am-12pm I am awake
12pm-1:30pm I am asleep (siesta)
1:30pm-12:30am/1:00am I am awake
12:30am/1:00am-6:30am I am asleep
I work from 2:30pm-10:30pm
Shower and a cup of tea or coffee
Make a clone of yourself to wake up early for you
I get seasonal affective disorder in the winter. Thirty minutes of the light therapy lamp first thing in the morning works wonders if you use it properly and consistently.
How early? When I had to get up at 5, it just sucked no matter what. At 7? Just do it for a couple of weeks until you can be sleepy at 11pm, it will work itself out.
Yellow zzzquil at bedtime
Alarm clock set for an hour before you need to wake up, now spend that extra hour doing nothing or taking a morning nap.