SurfinBird

Holodecks don’t have incognito

It’s a musical?

When the light is green, the smork is clean

And 50% of them are stupider than that

There comes a point when your hardware is too old to receive new OS updates and all this new stuff coming out just isn’t compatible.

For me its like a constant cold symptom. Runny or stuffy nose, sneeze attacks, swelling and redness, stuff everyone gets when they get sick.

2 specific pills per day keeps it under control most of the time. Some days nothing can save me. I had to try so many different medicines to finally find what works for me. My stuff doesn’t work for my sister. You’ll just have to try stuff until something works, like an episode of House M.D.

Are you being a big baby? I dunno man, everybody has their struggles. I’ve had my whole life to become numb to this problem. Maybe you’re just not used to it?

Enterprise really gets the heart rate up

Is this a kissing lego?

So that’s how he got his scar

Don’t make me bring back Gates Mcfadden. I will turn this star ship around!

Clearly a construction-themed remix of Every Breath You Take, but yeah, been there.

Wow, TOS, a movie, DS9, Voyager, and Seinfeld! This dude’s royalty.