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No factory default due to data corruption, so I uninstalled it as bloat. Then I wrote a few of my own to play with, but instead of dynamically assigning at boot I set up hotswapping.

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 hours ago

Factory default, jailbroken with various extensions and mods.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 12 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I realized the concept was making me hold myself back. Want to know my pronouns? That's a you problem. There's only one third person pronoun I'll accept when I'm standing right there, and it's "my client"

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[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 21 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Wrote my own, but I copied most of the code from others.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 10 points 16 hours ago

Like any good programmer

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[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 17 hours ago

Mine is what I was assigned at conception

[–] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 6 points 15 hours ago

Wrote my own but it fucking sucks so I usually just use the factory default.

[–] dsilverz@thelemmy.club 25 points 22 hours ago

Uninstalled (it was bloat).

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 18 hours ago

Mine is FOSS.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 1 points 19 hours ago

Work/Government Issued

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (4 children)

( Crowdsourced )
( Snap Store )
( Emulated )

[–] MrLLM@ani.social 7 points 16 hours ago

( Emulated )

N̸i̷n̷t̶e̷n̷d̴o̷ ̵w̴a̸n̶t̵s̵ ̶t̴o̷ ̴k̵n̸o̴w̸ ̶y̸o̸u̷r̵ ̴l̶o̸c̷a̴t̷i̴o̸n̷

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 34 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

( Snap Store )

Found the Ubuntu user

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 16 points 23 hours ago

I'm actually on Manjaro, but ( AUR ) probably wouldn't have been as easy to recognize, and ( Flatpak Repository ) or ( AppImage Install ) seemed like a lot.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Gender my_gender = Gender.random();

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Found it on a random disc. Always pick up the USBs at the parks, kids.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

And raw dog them.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

System Update

I was assigned one, but decided that it was wrong. Now I'm arguably the same one, but I feel like a massive improvement.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Well, at least you can always roll back, or pick a different distro

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[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 14 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

There comes a point when your hardware is too old to receive new OS updates and all this new stuff coming out just isn’t compatible.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 9 points 21 hours ago

We need more backwards compatible genders

[–] c0smokram3r@midwest.social 13 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 6 points 16 hours ago

This but unironically. Society would be SO much better if we just did the whole "gender doesn't matter" thing that started in the 90s instead of the "be whatever gender you feel like" thing from the late 10s.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Dynamically assigned at boot

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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 21 hours ago

Still using the demo disc

[–] Blazingtransfem98@discuss.online 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] WrenHavoc@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

How does one learn this power

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

download HRT (the one trick governments don't want you to know)

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[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 0 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Here is what I take:

12.5mg of cypro (at lunch)

2mg e tablets (sublingual) (one in the morning, one in the evening)

I recommend you to order from mindnbody (the 2mg estradiol tablets and the 50mg cypro tablets (quarter the cypro tablets))

unless you want to do monotherapy with injectables, then order from felicitas

also see a professional as soon as you can (if there are availiable ones where you live) and tell them that you've been taking diy hormones (or are planning to), that way they're more likely to give you your stuff faster

diy hrt maybe actually the cheapest option for you still (talk about this with the professional)

here are some sources:

https://hrtcafe.net/

https://transfemscience.org/

https://transfemscience.org/misc/injectable-e2-simulator-advanced/

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[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Copied it early on from that one guy who stuck his penis in my mom.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

You're gonna need to be more specific.

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Their other mom.

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[–] dabw1@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Found mine on a USB drive in the parking lot at Aldi

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[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you go far enough back, "Data corruption"

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[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

It is what it is.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Have a friend who came out as nonbinary. No word of a lie, they threw a gender repeal party.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 12 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

So they have a null pointer gender or something?

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

Or something.

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[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I think we have enough forest fires, thank you very much

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[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago

i plugged in a USB I found on the ground, and the rest is history.

[–] pyrflie@lemm.ee 5 points 17 hours ago

Pretty sure mine falls under "Found it on a random disk".

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 19 hours ago

came preinstalled on hand-me-down drive

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