I’ve been watching a lot of those documentaries and they are just making me hate the police even more. Most come down to complete ineptitude and ignorance by the police who are ignoring red flags and being lazy idiots
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That's why my dad told me to always get a receipt. It's not a business thing, it's an alibi thing!
Is he still getting cigarettes?
Mines got a twenty year trail of receipts. The stores keep mailing them to us & it’s the only way we know where he is
Yeah
He was clearly a foot man, it is in the Bible.
This is why it's common in the black community to get a receipt whenever you buy anything. You can't prove where you are at all times, but you can prove that you were at a particular time and place. Might save you from being railroaded for a crime you didn't commit.
And not so you are not accused of stealing? That's my reason of getting receipts.
"When the heck would I ever need to prove I paid for a doughnut?"
"When you're being tried for murder and the only alibi you got is buying a doughnut."
I have never heard that before, but that makes a depressing amount of sense.
Damn, never thought of that. There's a REASON I might need to prove I bought a doughnut!
It's ok, your phone tracks your location.
So leave it at home when you go on that crime spree.
How will I be able to get anyway without map on my phone?
even better, lend it to a friend to carry around town
I like all the suggestions in here about how to avoid getting caught for murder through your phone
My tip for not getting caught would be: probably don't murder someone in the first place unless they really really deserve it
I guess we're all Luigis now.
That doesn’t protect your ass when you get accused of a crime you didn’t commit.
Perfect cover, Scott....
There are nearly 3000 billionaires worldwide. Collectively they own 14 trillion in wealth.
This is nearly double all of the wealth held by every other person in the world, combined.
Why don't we just get rid of them? Are we stupid?
Yes
Yes. Very.
fr -- but /c/wooosh, it's batmanarkham reference
what is the definition of really really deserve it?
Being too inquisitive
Brian
top marks for not tryin
If people that did murder were convicted for actually committing murder, the US wouldn't have a police force. If everyone, or even a majority of people, convicted for murder actually committed murder there wouldn't be multiple NGOs working around the clock in the US to free people from death row.
I think if you have a Fitbit or something similar on they can prove where you are?
Just having your phone should do that.
So, so many crimes are solved mainly through phone metadata
Just remember boys and girls, leave your phone at home when you go murder.
Wear a mask that looks like a humans face, use common pistols or just stab the man, keep it quiet and use outfits that you can abandon with ease, check for cameras a week prior, find a safehouse that you either broke into or can guarantee it's safety
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Yeah turns out, "sitting in my room alone playing video games," isn't much of an alibi. I should get some hobbies that involve people. Like...multi-player games.
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