That's called kofta

Those are just čevapi.

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Ćevapčići

Imagine swallowing one of these plain, with only the grease to lubricate it's journey down your throat.

that exists in bosnia. it is called ćevapi. literally the taste of a hamburger.

My dog made a few of those this morning.

That is the shitpost content we need! 🤣

Now do hotdogs in the shape of hamburgers. Just a weird, smooth, round-edged red disc of meat

In Norway they are sold as fast food and are called rollerburger

That shit looks pretty tasty.

Ah, you made cevapcici, just some onions and kaymak in a lepinja and you're in heaven

Blatant rip-off of the Norwegian invention "roller burger", which was a turd shaped hamburger intended to be served at gas stations using their hot dog rollers and a hot dog bun.

This really looks like shit.

Paraphrasing: what is a hot dog but meat in an intestant. When you consume a hot dog, you do not eat the hot dog, you become the hot dog.

I was on a cruise once. Upper deck mini-buffet had a plate of piped black bean croquettes.

They were lumpy like the beef here, and because they were piped, one side of the ends was pinched off.

The head chef for the boat was making his rounds. We were laughing at the presentation. He smiled at us probably thinking what are these assholes laughing at, he looked down, frowed, what za fuk were zey thinking putting shit out like this. Within a few minutes the pan disappeared and the next day that buffet was quite pretty.

They evolved. Just like they would inside your body.

...in Brazil those are sold in skewers, people call them kafta. And yes, if you don't take care while shaping them, they'll look, well... not really appetising.

Should add some corn to the burger mix.

I thought this was referring to mici

It took me a while to understand the joke

I see nothing wrong here. We have had these alternatives to hot dogs called beef dogs. They are great!

The correct way to do this is by making them into meatballs and make a meatball sub.

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