Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DSY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago

Halloween give you choose.

Is potato

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

Hilarious concept. We had someone do that around here.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Then you find potatoes thrown all around the neighborhood.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Potatoes are one of the most delicious and versatile foods on the planet in my opinion. They can be a side dish in so many ways orthe main dish. I go through about 10 lbs per month on my own. I fucking love taters yo

[–] Ellvix@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Potatoes were popular last year, so now we're including potatoes, jars of gravy, and little cans of baked beans buried in the candy bowl this year.