NickwithaC

joined 1 year ago
[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 32 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

We need to standardise the headline nomenclature from:

Jimmy Carter turns 100

to:

Happy Birthday Jimmy Carter; president turns 100

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

I'd be happy with that.

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

Answer your fucking email! I've been waiting for a response for like a month!

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

^ Redd's treasure trawler right here.

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

a L p H a M a L e

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He song

He nom

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'd settle for millions and keep my soul.

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

collective noun for group of HONKs.

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Forget the neuralyzer, use the time machine from Men in Black 3, go right back to 2000 and rip every single one of those hanging chads off of the ballot papers!

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Where are the cheese curds? Where is the gravy? This is just dry crispy chips with sliced olives on top

 
 
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