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[–] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 69 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Is there a way to see this as four? I’m assuming so but legitimately can’t see anything other than three. Is that the joke and I’m overthinking‽ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] sloppy_diffuser@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The original used XI where it was 9 or 11 depending on the side.

edit: Nope I was wrong. That post links this one, lol.

https://infosec.pub/post/19153879

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 214 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

It's a riff on an old meme.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 97 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

alternative interpretation: it's only possible to be neither right nor wrong on something when the object is physically impossible

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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

It's an impossible object optical illusion but edited to be possible

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[–] Tixanou@lemm.ee 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

I see seven

Are my eyes fucked up

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Instructions unclear, I got my dick caught in the number 8.

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[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
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[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago

I'll never lose another argument with this up my sleeve

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Sure it’s a matter of perspective, but only so far because reality will constraint that the number of “items on the ground” are either three or four. One of these people is closer to what’s real.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 245 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 17 points 2 weeks ago

Goddamn cardies....

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 190 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What it feels like having a conversation with conservatives

[–] paladin3494@feddit.dk 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Interesting. I guess it’s about cultural conditioning. Growing up in Scandinavia the “both sides” and subjectivist approach was more common for leftists. Especially the “your terrorist is my freedom fighter”. In contrast rightists and liberals usually insisted on exactly this two-plus-two-is-four rhetoric. As analyzing American discourse from the outside I’m still not sure if the right wingers of my Nordic childhood was right anyway, or if American leftism has regressed horrendously

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[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 52 points 2 weeks ago (25 children)
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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 82 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This thread is basically what modern politics feels like

[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago
[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 59 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

At least there are no centrists in here claiming it's 3.5

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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 53 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Typical. Both sides think theirs is the only correct answer, and that the other side is just wrong.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But in this case, the other side is wrong!

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Do you even hear yourself? You sound just like them. /s

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 51 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I can’t see four. I’m sure it’s there, it just doesn’t appear to me.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 47 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Do you not see four? Your really missing out. I think some guys even started worshiping it. We even started selling a book about four. Once you see it, you can join out super cool club and four based economy.

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] don@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] Faresh@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 week ago

I think the joke is that there's indeed unequivocally just three, and that one of them still says four despite that fact, contradicting the readers expectations who normally for this format expects the middle thing to be something that changes with perspective (eg. 6 vs 9)

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[–] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

The one on the left is a MAGA, they're unable to listen to logic even if the answer is right in front of them.

[–] don@lemm.ee 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I see the problem, the artist forgot the rest of the sentence:

“Four-sided objects, of which there are three.”

Boom. Done. EZPZ. Do better, artist.

[–] elrik@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Rectangular prisms have 6 sides though.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't know why there's even a debate over that. The answer is clearly "Yanny."

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

no, it's blue and gold

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 weeks ago

There are four lights!

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