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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

https://www.openbible.info/topics/boobs

Proverbs 5:18-19: Let your fountain be blessed, and rejoice in the wife of your youth, a lovely deer, a graceful doe. Let her breasts fill you at all times with delight; be intoxicated always in her love.

I mean, if your squint they look a little like Shrek titties... So, yeah, I get it.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 65 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm in the group which thinks lingerie is often sexier than being just in the nude. I think this might backfire on the group advocating for this.

Not really into he-hulk titties though, but I'd definitely take some snu-snu from She-Hulk

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I was hoping that the producers of 'She Hulk' would go the other way and hire a body double instead of using CGI.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sadly, Marvel has fired all their good screenwriters and replaced them with overworked/underpaid animators based overseas.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

I'm hearing good things about 'Agatha...' and 'The Thunderbolts' looks interesting.

We'll see.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You would struggle to find a body double, let alone one that could act.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

https://youtu.be/JqwvwVPSMI8

Six foot nine inch tall model. First one up in 'tallest model.' Also plenty of WNBA and WWE athletes out there.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There's a Monty Python sketch where someone handles a large glass container with a liquid that looked like rosΓ© wine, no context provided.

Out of the blue, some BBC executive or execs wanted to censor the sketch because of "its' visual depiction of menstrual urine".

It truly takes some twisted, fucked-up minds to find obscenity everywhere they look, projecting Satan onto everything around them, carrying Satan piggyback even into neutral zones.

Out of the blue, some BBC executive or execs wanted to censor the sketch because of β€œits’ visual depiction of menstrual urine”.

This feels like a Mitchel and Webb bit. Hell, if the censors burst into the scene carrying a big piece of blacked out cardboard to hold over the bottle, it would fit into the original Monty Python episode perfectly.

That reminds of the cout case where Dee Snider basically said if your wife is interpreting our music as "dirty", that's a problem with your wife not the music.

[–] essell@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

I'm gonna guess "a group of concerned parents" is getting turned on by hulk tities.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I doubt those parents exist

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Damn, suddenly the aroused teens are now also orphans.

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Probably icing up

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago

I literally came here to post this same gif!

[–] norimee@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

A sexy lace bra would be quite the statement piece. Im not against it.

[–] Pappabosley@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago
[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who do I report being attacked like this to?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A genuine self-report, lol

Who tf not?

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Who wants pickles?

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

If your kid is getting har on hulk tits that's not your biggest problem

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Snowflake generation.