Oh he's screwed. She's going to sentence him to be ~~hung~~ hanged, drawn, and quartered for trying to kill her lord and savior.
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Alternatively... she's so fucking incompetent that he gets off without a sentence because she fucks up procedure that thoroughly.
Guess time will tell.
This is my bet.
Assuming he has a competent lawyer. Very possible she sucks and so does his lawyer.
I reckon this is what will happen, but it'll be intentionally done
Probably a more likely scenario.
Hanged. Hung is the past tense for an object being suspended. Hanged is the past tense for when you refer to someone being killed by hanging.
People have always said I'm well hanged.
Maybe they did mean hung, drawn and quartered.
In that case, I'd rather be hanged.
That description might actually stick in my brain.
Thank you for doing what I had to work hard to not do.
His public defender
Can you preside over a case when the target of the crime is a defendant in your court on another case?
And when that person appointed her in the first place?
Ethically and impartially, no. But it's going to happen anyway.
It's Florida and a Trump-appointed judge, so yes.
Dan Levy is a gem
Thank you for putting a name to a face. I’ve seen these gifs forever and never knew who they were.
I highly recommend watching Schitt's Creek. The first couple of episodes are a bit rough, but it quickly settles in to one of the best shows I've ever watched.
Scott's Creek
So close. :)
Yeah, I fixed it. Stupid autocorrect!
It really is. I love the character growth and Moira's vocabulary.
You're welcome! Do definitely check out Schitt's Creek, it's a brilliantly funny series.
Yeah, assigned "randomly"
It's so demoralizing that this stupid, corrupt piece of shit is a judge at any level.
Want to know the best part?
Federal judges aren't required to be attorneys, so even if she's disbarred she gets to keep her appointment as long as the Republicans refuse to impeach and convict her.
The human world hasn't been purposefully designed to delight either you or me. It's designed to give someone who wants to oppress other people with power more power to oppress other people.
I'm sure she'll be just as vigorous in granting him every conceivable doubt as she is with Trump.
She should throw out the case because it has a prosecutor!
Let’s see what his attorney does with her past decision record. Should be very easy to find all sorts of ways to delay or cancel the trial.
She’s going to execute him herself.
The fix is in.
Lol. This is going to be interesting!