citing legal protections
...yeah bro, those are just as fucked as the rest of the US.
citing legal protections
...yeah bro, those are just as fucked as the rest of the US.
We should give Ukraine full air support. Best case, the war ends before we hand the keys of the Whitehouse to a Nazi. Worst case, we all erupt into nuclear fire before we hand the keys of the Whitehouse to a Nazi.
Win win.
Why? It's official presidential business. Just hang out in the Whitehouse until Trump finally finds some way to die.
What's the worst that could happen? ...cuz it's a hell of a lot better than what we just elected.
I think previous poster is being critical of the moral high grounders that just sold the planet out, not actually supporting that shit.
SpongeBob "We did it, Patrick!" meme energy.
Looking at their comment history, they don't appear to be a dipshit.
Fuck it. Sign me up.
...wait how many plagues were supposed to be? I thought we were done with this after the locusts n' shit.
For real though, what does the rescue float in the meme represent irl?
Cuz I sure as fuck won't be praying, but I'm not really seeing any options other than watching in horror as our country burns down around us.
We can't even point to the electoral college fucking us over this time - an actual majority of voters decided they want to experience 1930s Germany live and in color.
We're not going to fix a political system when the majority of actual voters are evil to the core.
Whittling away at pawns isn't what we need right now.
Tardigrades are definitely resilient enough for a solid shot at it.
Less realistically (since whatever wipes us out will also wipe them out) if we wanted to bring it a bit closer to home, I'd be rooting for the orangutans, which are chill as fuck. IIRC we evolved from chimpanzees, which are angry face-eaty little fuckers, which honestly explains a lot of today's bullshit when you consider that as our foundation.
A 'humanity' that branched out from orangutans and progressed to the technological equivalent to where we're at now... we'd be looking at a legit utopia.
If history weren't such an asshole, that first mutant chimp that went on to become whatever the fuck the world is doing now... would have just gotten eaten by a crocodile or something after taking its first steps, and the planet lives happily ever after.
Trump is a symptom. Don't get me wrong, the sooner he succumbs to his decades long suicide-by-cheeseburger the better, but shit isn't going to get better once he finally fucks off.
After seeing him in action for 4 years and hearing all the Nazi shit he's said since, the average voter decided they like him even more than they did the first time - they fucking love that evil shit, and that's the problem. When Trump is gone, some other evil fucker will step into the spotlight and the 73 million Nazis that voted to burn our country down will just focus their support over to the new guy.
And it's not going away with boomers or any other generation either. I had high hopes for Z, but it turns out a lot of them are little Nazis too.
Humans are trash, and we'll continue to live in a dumpster until we're extinct.