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Evangelical leaders celebrate Trump’s victory as a prophecy fulfilled (www.nbcnews.com)

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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

...wait how many plagues were supposed to be? I thought we were done with this after the locusts n' shit.

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 1 points 7 hours ago

There's the part where all the firstborn sons die unless their parents paint the walls with sheep's blood.