Asklemmy

Never have I ever bought a new smartphone, PC, or laptop.

Never have I ever eaten shrimp

Never have I ever attended a middle or high school

Never have I ever drank coffee

I have never drank alcohol, despite persuasion from friends. I consider it unhealthy. Chemically, it's a poison, and a "hangover" is the process of removing the poison.

~~My brain always hurts when playing never have I ever, something about the wording just inherently confuses me every time. The upvote/downvote addition makes it worse haha~~

Never have I ever been to a wedding! Looks like my own one will be the first I attend :o

I've never had a close family member or friend die. I have siblings, they have families. Both my grandparents on one side are alive, the other two died when I was an infant. I have dozens of cousins that are all in good health. Closest thing was my spouse's grandpa. I've been phenominally lucky.

Never have I ever said lol.

Never have I ever understood why people care so much about sports or teams or whatever.

Never have I ever clogged a toilet. Second flush has always been enough for me

Never done any recreational drugs.

Never have I ever as much as tried anything you can smoke (cigarettes, joints, shisha...).

Damn, I scrolled through comments upvoting interesting comments and only after that did I find out that I was supposed to use downvotes as a part of the game. And there I was confused why there's ao much downvotes. Lol

Never have I ever read the rules of this game.

Never have i ever been between jobs since starting work after leaving school

I’d like to tell a story about “never have I ever,” because my house used to be a popular spot for college parties, and was known for its extensive bar and fun times, so often that game was played. And when some drunk fellow-student would suggest we play “never have I ever,” I would say, fine, we can play, but please don’t use this as an excuse to say something you are extremely embarrassed about, and quickly drink. I would then tell a story I had heard about a guy who said “never have I ever killed a deer and then fucked it,” and not only quickly drank, excitedly called out all the other guys from the hunting trip that they all should drink too. I hoped this was a very clear example of what not to do.

Nope. “Never have I ever” was always an exercise in more and more embarrassing admissions until someone lost their mind and the admittee slinked away in shame.

People admitted giving blowjobs in fast food parking lots. Sex with people at the party. Sex with a dog.

Yes, reread that last one. You would think the deer example would rule that one out, but no, some people will do anything to drink something they were free to drink anyway.