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[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 124 points 6 days ago (2 children)

A

We wear ties at the base of our necks not the base of our heads

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 54 points 6 days ago

Yes fellow human. That is what we do. Just normal people things.

[–] poinck@lemm.ee 8 points 5 days ago

Remember: They are nervous. B is more likely. ^^

[–] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 107 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] THE_STORM_BLADE@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

B is more true to life.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Two bears fighting

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 61 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A tie is worn at the bottom of the neck.

[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

well is it supposed to go there or does everyone put it there because gravity forces us to

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 9 points 6 days ago

Wearing a tie higher on your neck moves you into the kink zone.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 5 points 5 days ago

It hangs over the shirt to protect the more expensive shirt.

[–] leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 5 days ago

A is definitely the lesser of two weevils.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 20 points 6 days ago

I feel like they'd wear a bow tie because neither of these options looks professional.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

That's an important question if one doesn't want to be seen as the lesser of the two weevils. sans-troll

[–] walden@sub.wetshaving.social 15 points 6 days ago
[–] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

B looks v profesh if he stands up straight and speaks with diction

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Also he can swing that shit to pull mad bitches

[–] dhtseany@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 days ago

He'd have to show good posture to show he's an upright kinda guy.

[–] SerotoninSwells@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My mom taught me growing up that you can never be too professional. Going by that advice, I think A & B at the same time is the clear answer.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Bow tie at the top, neck tie at the bottom.

This is exactly the kind of silly shit I come here for. Bravo!

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

At the bend of the second neck, it’s in between both options so it is the most politically correct.

[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

WEEVIL SEEN. MUST SHILL WEEVILTIME. !weeviltime@sh.itjust.works

They wouldn't wear a leash because they aren't a dog.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 3 points 6 days ago

B but it has to be longer. The more elegant the dongle the more attractive he is to HR

[–] leds@feddit.dk 31 points 6 days ago (4 children)

C! at that middle joint? thing

[–] testo12@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 6 days ago

Yeah, A would work fine if it was shorter, but dragging on the floor doesn't work. C still offers the color contrast of red tie against the black chitin, which looks smart on him.

[–] EpeeGnome@lemm.ee 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Ties are worn around the base of the neck, and the neck is the flexible thin part that connects the head. I see position A as being well below the flex point, which would be like wearing the tie low on the shoulders. That's why I would prefer it at the bottom end of the joint, position C. One could reasonably argue that anything above where the body narrows down towards the neck is part of the neck, in which case A would also make sense.

Semantics on where a neck starts aside, position B is clearly at the top of the neck and is therefore just nonsense not even worth considering.

Also position C lets the tie hang neatly down the front of the body as it should, rather than dragging the ground or dangling loosely in midair.

[–] booty@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

My first instinct was A, at the base of the neck. But now that I think about it I think I agree with this more. I think it could be argued that at the joint is where the neck really begins, and that the narrow part beneath that is still part of the body. And I think it would look better (and more professional!) if our weevil friend wore his tie there.

[–] weariedfae@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago
[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 29 points 6 days ago (1 children)

While my first instinct was A, that leaves the tie dragging along the ground, so for a long tie I'd have to go with B so the tie doesn't get all dirty. Best of both worlds work be a bow tie in position A.

[–] Synthuir@lemmy.ml 12 points 6 days ago

Clearly needs a tie clip!

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Asking for a friend?

[–] HarbingerOfTomb@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

B, but with a tie clip! He's no philistine.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 2 points 6 days ago

Nah it shows real tenacity and grit with a real selftied tie, as a weevil doesn't have opposable thumbs. So it takes real skill to tie the tie.

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Some say A, some say B, I guess it's a tie.