this post was submitted on 09 Sep 2024
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[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 54 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

mf forgot the dishwashing machine

[–] PunchingWood@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I don't think the "average household" has a dishwashing machine lol, at least not where I live.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I would assume if you have a laundry machine you have a dish washing machine

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Do they have laundry machines?

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I have the money, just not the space 😔

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Does that mean you don't have money to afford more space?

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Hm that might be the case

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Replace your brainwashing machine with a dish washing machine. Ezpz. /s

[–] crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

Most people where I live don't own one, heck I don't own one.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 0 points 3 weeks ago

and the portable brain washing machine

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world -1 points 3 weeks ago

Right? We both now he views women as objects.

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

That's called a bidet, and it's classy.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

partners mouth

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago

This is an outstanding shitpost. I need a pin over my nose. Bravo..

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

In to deep what?

[–] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah lots of us are in to deep, but idk what us liking him as to do with anything

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

If you're old enough to watch TV you are already brainwashed. I'm 40 and even I know TV is dead. You should have added a phone

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

Pin this one mods. It’s deep.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world -3 points 3 weeks ago

Some people are into Depp. For whatever inexplicable reason.