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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 47 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] lewdian69@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

Yøu knøw a linøleüm ønce fløøred my apartment

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Who liquidates the liquidators?

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

qui liquidators liquidators

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I dunno, coast guard?

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Lumber Liquidator liquidators.

…man, I hope they don’t go under.

[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

How can a lumber business go out of business with lumber prices in the last few years. Shouldn't they be printing money

[–] Buttflapper@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Well, for one thing, if you position yourself as a liquidator or selling stuff for a bargain, and your prices are the exact same as the rest of the market, then you really don't have anything to offer. I'm assuming that's what happened to them. Lumber is so damn expensive that they have no bargain value anymore. Why would you go to a lumber liquidator if you are paying the exact same amount as anywhere else?

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Not if the owners have any character

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Honestly, turning timber into liquid was never a viable business model. The use cases for a liquid form of wood are almost nonexistent outside of bizarre hobbies or fetishes I'd frankly rather not know about.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Haha paper mills go brrrrrrrrrrrrr

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

How would you know? All the paper mills I've ever seen had 3 shifts 7 days a week, and lots of lights.

[–] badbrainstorm@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I remember the founder guy going on prime time TV and lying about having way above the limit of cancer causing chemicals in their flooring.

That was almost ten years ago. Good riddance.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn, I got my flooring from there. They had great deals

[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'm looking to buy flooring soon and, for the stuff I want, they're like 50¢/sq.ft. cheaper than Floor & Decor. I guess I'd better go ahead and get it quick!

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Do it!!! But if you're buying engineered tile, do yourself a favor and make sure there's a good selection of patterns. My old kitchen had like 5 of the same tile pattern and it drove me crazy because they're in places I couldn't put furniture over

[–] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm just gonna be getting some plain old 2-1/4" red oak strips. (The kind that was typical "builder-grade" in cheap houses back in the day before wall-to-wall carpet was a thing.)

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Fool me once, Lumber Liquidators.

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

aw fuck. they bought our good local lumber store. I hope that doesn't get closed.

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

The irony of this.