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[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, turning timber into liquid was never a viable business model. The use cases for a liquid form of wood are almost nonexistent outside of bizarre hobbies or fetishes I'd frankly rather not know about.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Haha paper mills go brrrrrrrrrrrrr

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

How would you know? All the paper mills I've ever seen had 3 shifts 7 days a week, and lots of lights.