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[–] EvilCartyen@feddit.dk 151 points 2 months ago

Mods remove this, it's clearly a pisspost

[–] FrenchThrowAway@jlai.lu 63 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did a dog write this post ?

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I think The Quartering did

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[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 60 points 2 months ago (2 children)

All I understand is that your wife is 35 feet and you're 30 meter

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Correction: she's 35 Farads.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's a lot of capacitance. That's a terrifying amount of capacitance.

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you capacitance-shaming her?

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thank god for the TLDR, that's way too long of a post

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

lol

Tl;dr I replied "lol" because I thought it would be funny.

Tl;dr for the tl;dr: I said "lol" and then included a "tl;dr" for comedic effect.

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This is a direct reference to The Quartering. A piece of shit youtuber that has an entire subreddit devoted to hating him. Also, yes, this is a thing he actually did. He was pissed his wife went to go eat pizza without him, got really drunk, started crying and actually pissed in the corner of his basement.

[–] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Uh, actually, this is a reference to my life. I did this, and Quartering copied me because he lacks imagination.

[–] occhionaut@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Holy shit

The Halfening

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Erm... I wish I could say "haha jk! " but uh..... here we are.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How did this become public knowledge?

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

By his own admission after getting very drunk.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 2 months ago

I'm detecting a pattern

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Reddit posts can't go below 0

[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

Probably because when companies posted or commented shitty things they would get downvoted to oblivion. Spez obviously couldn't allow that

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

On second thought, let's not go to Reddit. 'Tis a silly place.

~it’s~ ~only~ ~a~ ~model~

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[–] nawordar@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Wait, when did they do that? I remember when some EA comment broke a downvote record

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Posts stop at 0, comments don't have a floor last I checked.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

They don't have floor visibly but there is a limit to how much they can affect your karma

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] 5C5C5C@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's why he couldn't hold it in.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

30 in dog years obviously.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

First ten comments are people posting

You should divorce her

She's not getting pizza, she's cheating on you

and links to the Men's Rights channel

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Those guys are twisted. Cheating on me is one thing, getting pizza without me is seriously fucked up.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"My wife, I can forgive for you having multiple affairs. The various attempts on my life by you, all water under the bridge. Getting pizza without me? I'm asking for annulment. This marriage never happened. You are dead to me."

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[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

You forgot "She should leave you"

[–] Sternburgexport@feddit.org 22 points 2 months ago

NTA Dump her immediatly

[–] mr_timns@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

I don't know if it's good or bad that I know the joke here.

[–] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago

I thought this was for shit posts, piss posts?

Smh

[–] 1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz 11 points 2 months ago (9 children)
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