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[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 130 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Lifelong? You could of set that up at any time!

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 100 points 2 months ago (4 children)

It's "could have", amigo. Never, ever "could of"

Wait, unless you want to say "Could 'of' be the word you're looking for?"

Ok in that one case. But that needs the little quote mark thingies. So no, never, ever "could of"

[–] airbreather@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I could of course say this as well. It's clearer with additional punctuation like "I could, of course, [...]", but I don't think the comma-free version is technically incorrect (anymore, if it ever was).

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[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

She's an only fans thot, this is just advertising to her simps

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (7 children)

that depends on their definition of double penetration

is it two holes at once?

or is it two dicks in one hole?

the latter is significantly more difficult and for a lot of people requires training to do safely

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[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

She is pondering to her male fanbase. Edit: *pandering

[–] tehmics@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, she's pondering her male fanbase, the way one ponders orbs

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[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I knocked that out at summer camp of 4th grade. /s

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[–] MonkRome@lemmy.world 74 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It looks like this chick shoots porn and is an "influencer". I assume she was just advertising herself. Also she publicly seems to like Andrew Tate, weird. I think she just says what she thinks people want to hear for attention because that's how she makes money.

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[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 66 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Porn stars should use their platform for progress. I would click twice as fast if a video was titled "DP for universal healthcare" or "gang bang to end the war in Gaza".

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

During the SOPA act debate years ago, I convinced my sister, who was a porn model from that time, to "censor" the pictures she published on Twitter with a black bar with "STOP SOPA" and to link to a page about it. She actually got a booster because her followers started commenting and discussing about it in her replies.

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[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 52 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

She was getting two vaccinations.

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fair enough. My lifelong dream is to have sex.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don't care about sex. I just want to be loved.

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

🤔

You’re username suggests otherwise.

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[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago

Damn I could go for both...

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So did it happen? We need updates!

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Nope, still no healthcare

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