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[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 119 points 2 months ago

I took that picture to post on Reddit, years ago. It's always fun to see it reposted. It make me feel immortal. My original tile was something like: sometimes kids books are not for adults.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 79 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Noooo I forgot about Mr. Hands 😂😭

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Tell me you didn't forget about Jar Ass?

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Velcro will never sound the same after that video.

[–] mememuseum@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Boeing's planes sure have gone downhill since he died...

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 2 months ago

Monseigneur Mains

FTFY

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 54 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

I interpreted that as a "knowing" face.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I feel like someone needs to adapt these faces into the virgin human vs the chad horse

[–] abcd@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

I first didn’t see this face but your image made me LOL 😂😂😂

[–] finley@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

an illustration of how horsecock is "meh"

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

more like grinding the teeth

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 months ago

For sure. There's no way this was an accident

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

There is one bone prominently missing from this depiction

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Early 90s version of "The Game"

[–] unrelatedkeg@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 2 months ago

The horse knows and it doesnt care

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 months ago

Education given to Mr hands

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago

Future satisfied Bad Dragon customer.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Is that really a fail or is that the magnus opus of an illustrator with the soul of a troll?

"Je n'arrive pas à croire que j'ai réussi!!!"

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago

Did mr hands write this book?

[–] cloudless@lemmy.cafe 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is it still a fail when they do it intentionally?

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One of the biggest success I’ve ever seen.

[–] cloudless@lemmy.cafe 2 points 2 months ago

That’s what she said.

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 8 points 2 months ago

There's a clear gap

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My favorite thought every time I see this is that the man is clearly dead, so it's especially bad what the implications are

[–] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

To prevent curious young fella from making a very disgusting mistake, simply read this article to satisfy your curiosity, then forget about it.

What Is 'Mr. Hands' And Why Should You Not Watch It?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Says a lot about me, huh.

I just meant that's the funniest part! Or at least the impaled by horse explanation in his obituary.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

They knew what they were doing.

[–] addictedtochaos@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

people back then were not as dirty as you imagine. i saw a kids movie where one kid put a cucumber through a fence, and the other one was chewing on it from the other side of the fernce. was like an 80ties kids movie.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 2 months ago

Glory holes have been around a lot longer than that. The makers of that movie knew what they were doing even if the kids didn't.

[–] shoop@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] Marmaduke@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Why do I know what the title is referring to

[–] BattleFox@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Something about hands something something Enumclaw

[–] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] addictedtochaos@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

that was worth the effort

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] aaron@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's a mare. They're just ~~rubbing~~ spooning.

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