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[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

TIL i'm more closely related to llama than alpaca

except as all llamas know: go to sweden for death metal. norway for black metal

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 9 points 1 month ago (7 children)

What about Finland? What metal is Finland?

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Folk metal like Finntroll and Wintersun

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Folkmetal and symphonic metal.

[–] TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Getting Needled 24/7

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] AccountMaker@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

And Sweden for melodic black metal also!

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

And a llama has a smaller llama grazing on its back.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago

Soooo, you're saying it's alpacas for pets, llamas for parties?

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

An alpaca is like a sheep. Llama is much larger, halfway to a horse.

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, but have you heard about our dear friend the Guanaco?

[–] readthemessage@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 1 month ago

Don't forget my boy Vicuña!

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago

the llama is to the alpaca what the goat is to the sheep

[–] Drusas@kbin.run 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A llama spat in my general direction at a zoo once when I was a kid, so I have known never to trust them since.

[–] Shard@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Have you tried spitting back?

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

You ain't producing as much mucous as a llama.

[–] Coldgoron@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

This has to be a Llamas with hats reference.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] candybrie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

My husband's boss has an alpaca farm. They always have 1 llama whose job is to watch over the alpacas. So this tracks to me haha

[–] Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago

Looks at list, Boys Am I a llama?

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Llamatron taught me these things are dangerous.