this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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[–] Shikadi@wirebase.org 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Shortbus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

All hail the can of beans!

[–] Adori@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Mexican approved, will bean

[–] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago

Not just beans... Heinz beans!

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Get a load of Andy Warhol over here

[–] Wooderice@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

🫘‘s turn you into a human trumpet 🍑💨🎶🎶

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago

This is the first time in about 20 years that I've thought the creation of emoji was justified.

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[–] LeHappStick@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ÑOM ÑOM ÑOM ME LIKE POROTOS

[–] Feliberto@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

Porotos con Riendas, you sir are a real man of culture.

[–] BeanEater@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Mmm love me some beans

[–] swarlos@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

LOL this already stomps on Reddit, take that Spez!!

[–] HeavyRust@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

I was here on this day.

[–] debil@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I'd say this is not literally a can of beans, in the vein of both Magritte and Warhol.

[–] Dark_Blade@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Hi I’m a Lemmy user, yes I’ll upvote anything

[–] skam28@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I;m thinking about thos Beans

[–] Easyreever@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Beans beans beans…

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is not true. I upvoted because they are pictures of baked beans.

Nature has given you tasty food rich in fibre and protein, please be grateful to the bean.

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[–] erAck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago

Can fucking beans vote?

[–] lennster@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Maple bacon beans tho...

[–] Idubz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[–] itscozydownhere@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

This is a beautiful, beautiful can of beans

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

PROTIP: beans spelled backwards is snaeb

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

This is a weapon of mass destruction

[–] coffee_tacos@mander.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

Dude, we don't upvote anything, we just really love the choice of beans.

[–] Pencilnoob@lemmy.one 6 points 1 year ago

"I was there when the beans happened"

[–] Cybermass@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Not just beans, there's also tomato sauce

[–] Tom2day@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Bean there, done that!

[–] TigerClawTV@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Fucking beans are sexier than regular beans.

[–] Wilshire@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Amazing, please share more beans!

[–] bastian_5@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Take my first upvote on here

[–] Applesaucenema@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

You lied, that's not just beans, there's also tomato sauce in there.

[–] Apollo_Refugee@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you poop!

[–] SpiderShoeCult@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

So would this be the anti-3-day-no-pooper bit of lemmy lore then? Sort of the unstoppable force to the immovable object?

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Make sure the guy that won't shit for 3 days doesn't see this!

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[–] Absin@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 year ago

I'll upvote anything especially a can of beans.

[–] BluDood@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this is my first comment here, hi

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[–] Under_enrage@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I like beans, I upvote.

[–] KaleDaddy@reddthat.com 5 points 1 year ago

Thats not fair. Beans are amazing

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