this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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[–] rekliner@lemmy.world 153 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Beans, as far as the eye can see

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[–] Olap@lemmy.world 130 points 1 year ago (8 children)

What if you learned that karma is gone? No more dopamine hit for your beans here. Shit posting is now shit posting for only shit posting's sake

Upvote everything!

[–] Mythril@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The wefwef app has a Reddit-style post/comment score in my profile though, and I have been wondering about where it pulls those numbers from if it's true that Lemmy itself does not (usually) keep a sum of those scores?

[–] Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Technically its there, but most apps don't show it.. which is good, because they shouldn't show it

[–] Uncrasimatic@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Unless I'm winning, in which case everyone should know it.

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[–] Gregu@lemmy.ca 81 points 1 year ago (5 children)

As a white person I must upvote the beans.

[–] notsofunnycomment@mander.xyz 20 points 1 year ago

You were the white person on the right time.

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[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 62 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] TrontheTechie@infosec.pub 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Kids these days don't even know this can of fucking beans... smh

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[–] arensb@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Downvoted for misleading description: the beans aren't fucking. Not even snogging.

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[–] Tylith@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I’m going to counter your apolitical bean frog with political beans.

[–] sup@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Ok so I really need some context here. Is this real, photoshopped or AI?

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

100% real. While Covid was new, Trump and his daughter were using the Oval Office to advertise beans for some friends.

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/ivanka-trumps-social-media-posts-goya-beans-provoke/story?id=71795732

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[–] CherenkovBlue@iusearchlinux.fyi 25 points 1 year ago

This is real, unfortunately

[–] itsnotlupus@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The only clue we have is that the desk reflections look really plausible.

But yeah, it's real: https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/the-president-is-shilling-beans

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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 48 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

I think this is not only the most upvoted post on Lemmy, but beanposting effectively tested the network and worst case system performance by hitting the database from everywhere at the same time. The fact that Lemmy didn't go down is in itself an amazing feat considering it's never been tested at this scale before. Even if the servers are unstable it shows that the idea is sound.

Where is the traffic coming from? Everywhere, it's coming from everywhere!

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[–] strangematter@feddit.de 47 points 1 year ago (3 children)

thanks for the post but I gotta go now 🕑🏃

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[–] NukeNPave@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago
[–] CheddarBiscuits@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Canadian here, y'all need them Maple syrup beans with cut up hotdogs in it!

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[–] Retro@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah you think this is just a can of fucking beans when in fact what we are looking at here is a socio political commentary on the state of late stage capitalism. Which is in fact a long arse way of stating the simple fact that who the fuck can afford branded beans in this day and age.

[–] cantsurf@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

Look at this fat cat with his elite ~heinz~ beans. Fancy pants over here is apparently too good for "great value" bean derived legume chunks!

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[–] Krompus@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Uploaded the image for you

[–] Sigmatics@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Don't upvote this!"

25.6k upvotes

Any reddit platform ever

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[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 year ago

this is currently the #3 post in the "top all time" view on lemmy.ml

[–] cantsurf@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We are hitting ludicrous meme generation time now.

Or is it bean generation?

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[–] 5redie8@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago

Hi internet historians

[–] faltuuser@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

It's bean nice being in this community.

[–] csm10495@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago
[–] kebabslob@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] Gbagginsthe3rd@aussie.zone 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

“Fucking” beans, now you have my attention!

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[–] KerryAnnCoder@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 year ago (6 children)

To be fair, those are British-style baked beans.

I was born and raised in the US (and have returned there) but spent the last 4 years living in London, and British beans in tomato sauce are very different from American baked beans in BBQ sauce. Both have their charms, but British beans are basically a breakfast food as main, American beans are a BBQ side-dish. Beans on Toast is a wonderful British breakfast, but Americans haven't heard of it, and those who have might turn their nose up at it.

Very different cultures, and so much we can learn about multiculturalism for one can of baked beans - no, one picture of a can of baked beans.

So, yeah, I think it deserves and upvote.

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[–] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Came here for the no poop group, stayed for the beans.

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[–] ATDA@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Shit they figured out the algorithm. Here's an up vote.

[–] ToastyMedic@reddthat.com 15 points 1 year ago

This can of beans has become the most popular post, top quality content right here.

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago
[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A vital part of preventing pooping for three days.

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[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd like to upvote you but I'm more of a maple beans guy.

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[–] SexyTimeSasquatch@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Liar. These beans aren't fucking.

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[–] 3sframe@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

I'm a simple man, I see a can of beans, I upvote it.

[–] BornVolcano@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Image Transcription:


[An image depicting a light blue 13.7 ounce can of 'Heinz' brand beans with tomato sauce on a white background.]


^I'm a human volunteer transcribing posts in a format compatible with screen readers, for blind and visually impaired users!^

[–] codapine@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Good human.

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[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

How are you supposed to fuck without some fucking beans?

[–] Poteau_Poutre@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] HunterBidensLapDog@infosec.pub 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bait and switch! On closer inspection, none of these beans are actually fucking!

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[–] solidsnake2085@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Good thing Karma doesn't exist here.

[–] beaiouns@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago
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