Lemmy Shitpost
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
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What if you learned that karma is gone? No more dopamine hit for your beans here. Shit posting is now shit posting for only shit posting's sake
Upvote everything!
The wefwef app has a Reddit-style post/comment score in my profile though, and I have been wondering about where it pulls those numbers from if it's true that Lemmy itself does not (usually) keep a sum of those scores?
Technically its there, but most apps don't show it.. which is good, because they shouldn't show it
Unless I'm winning, in which case everyone should know it.
As a white person I must upvote the beans.
You were the white person on the right time.
I was here.
Kids these days don't even know this can of fucking beans... smh
Downvoted for misleading description: the beans aren't fucking. Not even snogging.
I’m going to counter your apolitical bean frog with political beans.
Ok so I really need some context here. Is this real, photoshopped or AI?
100% real. While Covid was new, Trump and his daughter were using the Oval Office to advertise beans for some friends.
This is real, unfortunately
The only clue we have is that the desk reflections look really plausible.
But yeah, it's real: https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/the-president-is-shilling-beans
I think this is not only the most upvoted post on Lemmy, but beanposting effectively tested the network and worst case system performance by hitting the database from everywhere at the same time. The fact that Lemmy didn't go down is in itself an amazing feat considering it's never been tested at this scale before. Even if the servers are unstable it shows that the idea is sound.
Where is the traffic coming from? Everywhere, it's coming from everywhere!
Canadian here, y'all need them Maple syrup beans with cut up hotdogs in it!
Yeah you think this is just a can of fucking beans when in fact what we are looking at here is a socio political commentary on the state of late stage capitalism. Which is in fact a long arse way of stating the simple fact that who the fuck can afford branded beans in this day and age.
Look at this fat cat with his elite ~heinz~ beans. Fancy pants over here is apparently too good for "great value" bean derived legume chunks!
Uploaded the image for you
this is currently the #3 post in the "top all time" view on lemmy.ml
We are hitting ludicrous meme generation time now.
Or is it bean generation?
Hi internet historians
It's bean nice being in this community.
To be fair, those are British-style baked beans.
I was born and raised in the US (and have returned there) but spent the last 4 years living in London, and British beans in tomato sauce are very different from American baked beans in BBQ sauce. Both have their charms, but British beans are basically a breakfast food as main, American beans are a BBQ side-dish. Beans on Toast is a wonderful British breakfast, but Americans haven't heard of it, and those who have might turn their nose up at it.
Very different cultures, and so much we can learn about multiculturalism for one can of baked beans - no, one picture of a can of baked beans.
So, yeah, I think it deserves and upvote.
Shit they figured out the algorithm. Here's an up vote.
This can of beans has become the most popular post, top quality content right here.
I'm a simple man, I see a can of beans, I upvote it.
Image Transcription:
[An image depicting a light blue 13.7 ounce can of 'Heinz' brand beans with tomato sauce on a white background.]
^I'm a human volunteer transcribing posts in a format compatible with screen readers, for blind and visually impaired users!^
Good human.
How are you supposed to fuck without some fucking beans?
Bait and switch! On closer inspection, none of these beans are actually fucking!
Good thing Karma doesn't exist here.