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[–] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 23 points 4 months ago

I have some ducks living in my garage, they don't pay rent, they poop everywhere, and contrary to the meme, they do not enjoy being lifted off the ground.

They do, however, eat vegetables out of my hands, and if I sit on the ground near them the will nibble my hands and feet.

They are incredible and much like dogs we truly don't deserve them.

[–] notsure@fedia.io 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The elites don't want you to know this, but the ducks in the park are free. You can take them home. I have 30 ducks.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Do you want bird flu? Because that’s how you get bird flu

[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

On the contrary, continuous duck exposure has inoculated me to bird flu, ensuring I will be one of the few survivors of the next pandemic. Out of the ruins, I will lead my duck army to conquer the wasteland. Their quacks will herald your doom.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

All hail the duck conqueror, quack quack

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Ducky! Enjoy your duck friend

[–] asbestos@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

duck duck gooo

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Sippy sippy!

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 6 points 4 months ago

Are they wearing a duck t-shirt? How do I become as cool as them?

[–] thurstylark@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago
[–] slightperil@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

"That's the second biggest duck I've ever had in my pants!"

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 4 months ago

🎵Three cheers for your web-footed friend!🎵

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 2 points 4 months ago

Wrinkle is the perfect Duck