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Feathered friend rule (slrpnk.net)
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[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The elites don't want you to know this, but the ducks in the park are free. You can take them home. I have 30 ducks.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Do you want bird flu? Because that’s how you get bird flu

[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

On the contrary, continuous duck exposure has inoculated me to bird flu, ensuring I will be one of the few survivors of the next pandemic. Out of the ruins, I will lead my duck army to conquer the wasteland. Their quacks will herald your doom.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

All hail the duck conqueror, quack quack