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[–] bilboswaggings@sopuli.xyz 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The penis on the right is not to scale

[–] qwop@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

Speak for yourself

[–] SJ_Zero@lemmy.fbxl.net 26 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] seananigans@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is hygiene a socialist thing?

[–] Stiny@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SJ_Zero@lemmy.fbxl.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Not this again…

[–] xSPYXEx@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Get a Japanese washcloth, you animals. It's like a loofah that's been unraveled into a single rough cloth. A bit of body wash or even a bar of soap folded into it and you can hold the ends and scrub your body and back. Gets off all the dead skin and sweat, it's great.

[–] evulhotdog@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

I read something a few months ago about a dermatologist saying that you don't need something that rough to remove any dead skin, and that literally your hand or anything soft would fit the bill.

That being said, I still use a pretty rough "soap bag".

[–] vanontom@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Whoa, another human knows of the magic of these things? They're awesome. Works exactly as you described, great for back. Lasts forever. Doesn't hold water or grossness, only suds. Perfectly abrasive, for baby smooth skin. Thanks Japan. A+

[–] bad@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

this looks great thank you

[–] ilovetvshows@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago

No personal attacks please.

[–] Ichebi 13 points 1 year ago

Is this just a man thing though?

[–] SomeOtherUsername@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you have any "deep scrub" areas, your hands have to be "deep scrub" as well. Otherwise, what are you scrubbing with?

[–] UhBell@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The 10 month old luffa, what do you scrub with?

[–] norgur@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

The rough side of the kitchen sponge. Luffa?! Man up!

[–] Skaryon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always do the deep scrubbing, then scrub the hands. Feels like a no brainer but I'm probably expecting too much from my peers

[–] fushuan@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I throw shampoo into the loofa, then scrub 5he loofa with my hands to get the foam going, then the whole body. It's scientifically proven by myself with a sample size of 1 that if your body isn't covered in foam applied from the loofa, you are a stinky.

[–] Xperr7@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hands, by virtue of being the things doing the scrubbing, should be red.

[–] DeathByMagikarp@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago

Check out this guy scrubbing with his hands instead of using his head as a loofah like a normal person

[–] UhBell@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Scrub your feet unless you want yellow toenails like grandpa

[–] Drusas@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's actually not to do with washing. That's fungus, which soap won't kill.

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[–] Dohnakun@lemmy.fmhy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

What, you don't use your hands for the deep scrub?

[–] _number8_@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

YES

i saw someone on twitter say this is basically correct - it's bad for the skin to constantly wash the rest for no reason

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

That rash commenter, was me

[–] instamat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Tits, pits and bits

[–] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Socks and gloves stay on in the shower. No exceptions.

[–] daddyrat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

My dermatologist told me this: wash the stinky parts.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 6 points 1 year ago

Seriouslyis this not good enough? I only do a full body soap weekly.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago

The other day my girlfriend said, "I'm pretty fast at showering. I know exactly where to clean."

[–] mysoulishome@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I think you meant to post this to infographics because it’s accurate information

[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Missing the 'ole gooch chooch. Crank the heat up and blast your taint with the shower head.

[–] DoucheAsaurus@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] signofzeta@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 year ago

You beat me to it, good sir. Here’s some alt-text: “I didn't wash today. I wasn't dirty. If I'm not dirty, I don't wash. Some weeks I don't have to shower at all. I just groom my three basic areas: teeth, hair, and asshole. And to save time, I use the same brush.”

[–] zav@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] fushuan@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Yall are stinky. It takes like 1-2 min to scrub your whole body. It takes me more time to scrub my back than the rest of my body. Get a loofa or whatever, it's fast.

[–] Calzoner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Have you been watching me in shower?

[–] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

hair only gets washed every few days, and the feet get washed once or twice daily. otherwise accurate.

[–] phedolin@vlemmy.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

As an athlete, good god that would leave me smelly long term lol

But also this is probably accurate for 99% of teenage boys

[–] AlbyEvent@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Well, after a really sweaty workout session you should wash your whole body, but washing it with chemicals every day damages the natural barrier.

[–] DpwnShift@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

If I've gone to the trouble of undressing, turning on the fan, etc, then I'm gonna actually wash everywhere, even if it's quick. Otherwise, it's basically just a rinse, which seems pointless.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Hell no, I definitely wash my feet and hands. Feet usually get a deep scrub and hands get washed on a regular basis anyways so they just get a standard scrub.

[–] Zink@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago

Thigh highs

[–] Walop@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

No, I have a sauna brush in my shower.

[–] Metaright@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's kind of disgusting.

[–] Nepenthe@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

That the comments are as much in agreement as I was expecting is depressing. There are a lot deep, dark things I'll tell the internet, but "What's wrong with never washing?" is somehow not one of them.

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