Cruxifux

They still make them, it’s just that they aren’t super mainstream anymore and most people who grew up with them grew out of that type of humour, and the nostalgia is what’s hitting them for those movies.

Seth Rogen still makes them, the guys from workaholics made one not too long ago, there’s some other good fringe ones I’ve seen.

They may be a stupid idea but they sure look cool

Card draw and ramp for four mana seems pretty decent in mono black

Man how come I’ve never seen this card before

It’s like when I found out how Lance Armstrong cheated in those bike races by giving himself blood transfusions while he was racing.

I was like “yeah, but like… still pretty impressive” lol

I like to believe that they did it on accident. It’s funnier that way.

Out of touch Twitter business pages are my favourite gender

Seems good for two mana in the right deck honestly

The whole “season” system for games has always annoyed me.

Yes, it is, and you’re a huge bootlicker for trying to side with fucking Bloomberg, of all sources.

This is so going in my Kroxa deck.

I won’t be paying for this game on principle. I might not even play it.