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[–] KeraKali@lemmy.world 84 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I fucking despise this and have sent it to several of my friends at light speed.

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 82 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

An image of me, right now

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 44 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is the most deranged shit…

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 33 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Corvid@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

David S Pumpkins strikes again!

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 4 months ago

... Actually, yes I have lots of questions!

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I can almost hear the music.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Only tangentially related, but: I'm a school bus driver and a very popular name for kids these days is "Rhys". I really enjoy asking them why they're named after chocolate-covered peanut butter as it drives them crazy.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] CareHare@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Man that was a great subreddit.

!lemmeigh@lemm.ee

!lemmeigh@lemm.ee

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 4 months ago

There should be a y or two and/or and unnecessary double letter in there somewhere

[–] Barzaria@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You're a hero. Just so you know, you can mail people bags of animal waste.

[–] null@slrpnk.net 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's great to know, but how is it relevant here?

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

When is it not?

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com -5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

They are named after the hero who goes back in time to save Sarah Connor from the Terminator.

Also, you are too old to be picking on school children.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

The guy in Terminator was "Reese," which is even closer to Reese's candy than "Rhys."

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It’s teasing and it’s fine

I am sure if you have friends then you are used to ribbing

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago
[–] finley@lemm.ee 21 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I’d be happy if they could just come off cleanly

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Gotta lick the wrapper after you slide them off.

[–] Master@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago

Glad you went with wrapper and not the original term.

[–] astrsk@kbin.run 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Store them in a colder spot. I personally like freezing them. Wrappers always come off cleanly.

[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

You're a person of culture and sophistication 😎👍

Reading this comment is like reading a modern-day Book of Revelation.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hey now let's not kinkshame the scat enthusiasts...

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think that's something we can all safely kinkshame...

[–] Korbs@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Idea for ad to publish on porn sites.

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 0 points 4 months ago

At first i read this as Reese being am actual girl and the cups being hers