rob_t_firefly

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[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Finding old stuff felt more fun as well before eBay. You could have some old forgotten collectible thing in a drawer and think, "oooh, this might be a treasure that's worth money!" but it's somehow less fun when you immediately go online and see "oh, I could theoretically make $7 on this if I gave a shit" and just chuck it in the bin.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

"What are the kids watching now, Dune? 'Kay, we're doing Dune."

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Its origins must remain mysterious, as I was gifted it by my wonderful wife.

Or, to put it appropriately for this post: I got it from family.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 59 points 2 days ago (6 children)

It is impossible for my turnip soup business to make money if you enforce laws that make it illegal for me to steal turnips.

Paying for turnips is not realistic.

You bureaucrats don't understand food.

@davey_cakes@mastodon.ie

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Also known as the one in Time Tunnel who didn't look like David Byrne.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I refuse to get a forged knife, I demand the real thing.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

I had some older relatives who would use the Sunday comics as wrapping paper, and I'd open the gifts carefully so I could read the comics when I was done.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Than it's the app for you!

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 53 points 4 days ago (5 children)
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submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That gag is the actual plot of the famous porn film Deep Throat.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

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Parody of the "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster which reads "Keep Colm and Carry On. At the top is an illustration of Colm Meaney looking stubborn. The image is watermarked RobVincent.net, for that is my site and I made this thing.

 

Panel 1: Nancy notices a fire hydrant on the sidewalk is leaking a small trickle. Panel 2: Nancy tells Sluggo, "The hydrant on Main Street is leaking." Sluggo responds, "Yeah?" Panel 3: Sluggo tells a girl walking down the street "Ya better keep away from Main Street... There's a hydrant shootin' water all over d' street." Panel 4: The girl from the previous panel tells another boy, "They say a big water main broke on Main Street." The boy responds, "Wow!" Panel 5: The boy from the previous panel tells another boy, "Have you heard? Main Street is all covered with water." Panel 6: The boy introduced in the previous panel tells another girl, "They say the water is rushing down Main Street like a srteam." Panel 7: The girl introduced in the previous panel tells Sluggo, "Have you heard? Half the city is three feet under water." Panel 8: A panicked Sluggo runs past Nancy, screaming "Run for your life... Th' dam has boist!" Panel 9: Caption: "3 hours later." It's nighttime. Nancy is sitting on the roof of her house wearing an inflated inner tube around herself, looking annoyed and saying "I wonder who started that rumor."

 

Two beans are talking. The first bean says, "We're MAGIC beans!" The second bean says, "Wow! Does that means we'll grow a MAGIC BEANSTALK?" The first bean replies, "Nah, it just means we can talk."

 

By Christiann MacAuley at StickyComics

 

Hi, all! I'm posting to Lemmy from desktop, and I'm having trouble finding where one adds an image description (commonly known as a "caption" or "alt text") for accessibility when making an image post.

Help is appreciated, thanks in advance!

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