Oglaf started off as a legit porn comic but then they figured out they're actually geniuses at writing jokes. This is a great example; there's no spoken punchline here, just his face.

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

sauce?

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

https://www.oglaf.com/labyrinth/

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

haha that was fantastic thanks haven't read oglaf in probably a decade

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 46 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Wasn't illicit sex with cows basically the Minotaur's origin story?

[–] luciole@beehaw.org 21 points 4 months ago

With a bull actually, way back when gods were still creative with their curses.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 19 points 4 months ago

Wouldn’t even be a whole bestiality then.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 months ago

Indeed

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 27 points 4 months ago

Sounds like a pretty standard D&D party

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I am my own worst enemy, what will they do with me?

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 4 months ago

cherish and support you, thus slaying your inner strife

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I've got this really big stable that needs de-poopification...

[–] mossy_@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

they will Divert a river into your stable

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 19 points 4 months ago

... I'll start a service for the things they won't do.

ÜbetFööks™®© - hire real professionals that will do what no others will, no questions asked they will have sex with your dishes, and your laundry, and those UberFeat people now trapped in that minotaur sex dungeon of yours.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Do I get to watch?

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 4 months ago

Only with uberfeats+

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The slaying? Yes. The sex? Probably not.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Dang!

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

You put 20 gold in the tip, you can watch whatever you like.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Awww, lil baby minotaurs!! :)

[–] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

The only weakness of mini minotaurs is Tartar sauce.

[–] cactus_head@programming.dev 1 points 4 months ago

despite reading the last one as the mintor harassing me(not in a sexual way)

i fully expected the response