Bowser the power bottom
this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2024
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Are we sure he's a bottom?
Sure, the Bros got inside him, but he did the voring.
Peach goes to his castle to top.
Rosalina is clearly the thinking man's rideable sidekick.
I really don't think it is, there is only one person on this list who LITTERALLY DIES FOR THEM ALL THE TIME! Yoshi all the way!
la petite mort
Sneeze?
I feel like it could be interpreted as genocide, not just a little death. Unless Yoshi are like dear and need population control
orgasm
Lol! I literally know just enough French to not have to actually look up what those words literally mean. Now I really wish I'd taken spanish in high school
*littterally
I don't get it.
Riding somebody is a double entendre, often used as sexual innuendo beyond the literal sense of riding, like on a horse.
But where is Bowser a sidekick?
- Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
- Super Paper Mario
- Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
- Paper Mario: the Origami King
Depending on your definition of ‘sidekick’, these may also count:
- every Mario Party game
- every Mario Kart game
- every Mario & Sonic Olympics game
- Super Smash Bros Melee, Brawl and Ultimate
- Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story
There might be more I’m forgetting.
Well, I'm pretty sure there were instances where Mario and Bowser cooperated. But it doesn't matter, because even if only 2 answers make sense, the joke already works.
Bowsette may not be Nintendo canon, but it sure as hell is fan canon.
"Gay Bowsey"
"So long gay Bowser!"
-Mario
The only wrong answer is Toad.
The Mario bros can ride both yellow and blue Toad in New Super Mario Bros Wii
Are you just referring to the mechanic that lets you pick up other players? I wouldn't quite call that riding.
That's getting into a philosophical space.
Is it simply the act of picking up and carrying a player that differenciates it? Is it the intent? Could it not be said that Yoshi is carrying Mario?
Then why is Toad shaped like a dick?
Everyone wants on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride!
You kidding? Toad probably has a massive cock, ripe for riding
Dude, he's literally got a mushroom head. He is the fat knob.
You can ride both heads for dp
Wrong.
It makes toad run faster.
Mushrooms can fuck you up:-).