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The only wrong answer is Toad.
The Mario bros can ride both yellow and blue Toad in New Super Mario Bros Wii
Are you just referring to the mechanic that lets you pick up other players? I wouldn't quite call that riding.
That's getting into a philosophical space.
Is it simply the act of picking up and carrying a player that differenciates it? Is it the intent? Could it not be said that Yoshi is carrying Mario?
Then why is Toad shaped like a dick?
Everyone wants on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride!
Mushrooms can fuck you up:-).
You kidding? Toad probably has a massive cock, ripe for riding
Dude, he's literally got a mushroom head. He is the fat knob.
You can ride both heads for dp
Wrong.
It makes toad run faster.