instead of cremation, they take ashes from pizza place's oven and put that in pots to give to the families. in exchange, they provide ingredients for the pizza. did you know human flesh tastes a lot like pork?

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

That's why they call it "long pig"... or so I've heard.

[–] jrgn@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

That's basically what was supposed to be the plot for the Bob's Burgers pilot episode

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago

They just share a chimney. Extra Smokey flavor.

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You can get 20% off their pizzas on 6/23 if you use code "DSP24" at checkout. This discount is only for Jets, not the crematory's pizza.

[–] wrenchmonkey@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

#nonspon

jets has pretty great dough if you like a chewy handtossed/pan style pizza

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

It's the human bonemeal that gives it the texture

[–] xyguy@startrek.website 3 points 2 weeks ago

This is the concept of an episode of Nathan For You. Well, its a part of an episode about making real a fake story so he doesn't get "A Million Little Pieces"-ed. Its a great show.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, maybe if one of their ovens breaks down they can hop on over though.

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Jets ❤️