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Legos are not organic so he mad af

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[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

“I cast, I cast”.

I’m not announcing my spells anymore. You’ll find out what they are when they obliterate you!

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Congrats on advancing to nonverbal incantations, that's impressive

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 10 points 1 week ago

DnD sorcerer is not impressed.

I prefer using long lost languages to name my spells, it's cooler to have a phrase before an anvil falls on your head

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] nifty@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Thanks, I cast make breakfast 🍳

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"STOP! STOP! My No-Nos hurt!"

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Oh uh it never happened, it was just a bad dreeeam 🪄

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 9 points 1 week ago

That would make a good username

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Angry Karen Inner Monologue!

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Strange spell, what now?

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Won't that just make a cactus out of urethras? You want to cast "cactus urethra"

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Depends which school wrote the spell you’re casting. Some of them follow the “object” “location” order for transformation spells. My info is super legit, don’t look it up

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh of course, I'm forgetting about the other spell formats. This spell is conjuring a cactus into their urethra. The spell I was thinking of turns the urethra itself into a cactus.

Probably why I failed the first time taking the wizard's exam....

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

I cast Isekai. Spin the wheel (of the truck) to find out the Where and How of your interdimensional transfer! We've got everything from "dire need of a hero" to "God is a cunt, help us kill them"! We got portals, reincarnation, you name it!