this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2024
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[–] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 100 points 4 months ago

"I don't understand why my kid won't talk to me about important sensitive topics" parent starter pack.

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 89 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 52 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah that would incite you to lie from now on.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 46 points 4 months ago (2 children)

And show by example that lying and arbitrary cruelty is ok, especially from a position of authority.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 8 points 4 months ago

Real life lessons, smh

[–] Steve@startrek.website -3 points 4 months ago

So, good parenting?

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 45 points 4 months ago

how to tech your kid lying is good in two easy steps lmao

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 28 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

You tell em, you are either not grounded or you will not trust them for the rest of your life.

So you get grounded for 10 months and a therapist bill instead.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They tell you, you're not in a position to bargain ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 4 months ago

Start leaving "school projects" about kids who killed their parents around

Get committed involuntarily

You win! They're bad parents.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

This is the kind of parenting that may lead to kids leaving home & disappearing from the parents' lives the day they turn eighteen.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 4 months ago

that's shit parenting

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Plottwist. You didn't broke the vase and were grounded for lying.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 14 points 4 months ago

you didn't break the vase, but now you know how guilty plea works

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 15 points 4 months ago

The deal has changed, pray it does not change any further

[–] rando895@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 4 months ago

Good parents teaching their kids what happens when you tell the truth to authority.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

That's why you blame someone else instead.