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[–] Pohl@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This joke is both very good and EXTREMELY local.

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 19 points 3 months ago

very good and extremely local

My nickname in high school

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Like an orgasm.

[–] Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.ml 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I like to say, “that’s the year I was born” to the cashier at stores, no matter what my total is. It’s really funny when it’s like $19.35. Well, funny for me, they just give me that dead in the eyes look that I remember having when I worked retail.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Your total is $177.76"

"Hey that's the year I was born"

[–] Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Exactly. Then you get this face 😑

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)
[–] Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago

I definitely didn’t, and I’m still not sure I do, but it was compelling.

[–] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

So you're from the year where you can hear satellites talk on a livestream?

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

What an interesting read! This is the type of weird storytelling I'm into

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hornyhead chub checking in

Johnny Darter here, the way I dodged all my homework and responsibilities

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

Do you think anthro/furry chickens give gizzard-jobs?