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A good policy to have (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by Maven@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Source is this onion article, slide 14

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 16 points 7 months ago

I was gonna say, I know an onion caption when I see one.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

I dont.

If its going to happen let it happen where my family will get a payout from the pricks.

[–] goldenbough@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I think a mod removed Thulean Sneed’s comment?

[–] Maven@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Yep! Thankfully! No idea why this post turned into a spam magnet.

Notably, the comments being removed from here did not remove them from my notifications... I can not unsee any of that

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

They did it on multiple posts

[–] Fern@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

What was it?

[–] idiomaddict@feddit.de 1 points 7 months ago

I blocked them, then took this screenshot

[–] neptune@dmv.social 5 points 7 months ago

I for one welcome our new alien butt lords

[–] fastandcurious@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What were they posting?

[–] Maven@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Mostly Simpsons characters with their ass out while George Floyd sits on top of it

[–] CannedTuna@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago

One out of 18, yes

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 7 months ago

By the modlog, looks like the account was banned.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

OSHA loves this worker. Find out why!

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

As an engineer it’s my main professional policy. Its followed shortly by not letting someone else die where I work

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

In my experience most engineers spend too much time worrying about the wrong modes of death.

Yes Brian it's critical the coil is centered on the hob, but it weighs 1500 pounds and will go where it wants to so for the love of God do not attempt to stop it from swinging again.

I was helping this dude get a punch press set up, and the crane hadn't been installed yet, so I was using a forklift with a crane attachment to load the coil. It was, honestly, like my own personal trench run and I loved doing it, but this dude just runs up one time because it was swinging ever so slightly after a turn.

It would take a nearby black hole to move the coil off of center on this hob, it is self centering. That's the whole point of the hob.

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago

A large distinction between that and refusing to work where you die.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Where I work it's typically frowned on when you die

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Frowned upon but not strictly against the rules?

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 4 points 7 months ago

It's kind of an unspoken rule that you avoid dying at work, really

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Me too. Unless I'm working that ass, that's actually my preferred place to die.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

I'm sorry, Sir, your arm is gone and you're bleeding out. Please leave the workplace and die somewhere else.

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

He don't want to feel Not Safe For Work.

[–] ThuleanSneed@lemmy.tf -2 points 7 months ago

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