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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 58 points 8 months ago (3 children)

The best argument against Christianity is the existence of many other religions with equal claims to validity. If you believe one, why not all? If not all, why this one? But don't let the Nigerian prophet Odumeje who won the international spiritual warfare championship against Satan distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hey, you're not ShittyMorph!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 points 8 months ago

lol ..... but it was my first thought when I started reading the image that was posted .... I almost felt disappointed when it wasn't a ShittyMorph copypasta

[–] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago

This brought me much joy.

[–] RHSJack@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Well...when you put it that way...scratches head

[–] weariedfae@lemmy.world 35 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You just know if you asked for proof he'd show you the belt he won.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Source: trust me bro

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This implies the possibility of a rematch, and the need to constantly defend the title.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)

If an omnipotent being can't defeat Satan once and for all, this guy probably is going to have to expect rematches.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 8 months ago

During the next match .... the prophet is going to use a folding chair!!!! ..... Satan has a foreign object in his hands!!!!

[–] RHSJack@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I mean, we don't make the rules. Sorry, priest dude. Keep training.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Well it must be true! Where else could he possibly have gotten a belt like that???? It's not like you can just buy those anywhere!

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

And it is still not even close to the most unbelievable stories you'll find in the bible.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

"Hey Abraham, sacrifice your son!"

"Sure thing, God!"

"LOL JK"

"Haha okay, let me just cut a piece of my dick off."

[–] HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net 9 points 8 months ago

Rare occasion where SLAMMED would be relevant

[–] teft@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Johnny got a golden fiddle, this guy gets a WWE belt...

I'm not saying working with the devil is better, but I'm not not saying it.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

HEY SATAN! I'M GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN, BROTHERRRRR! I'M GOING TO GO TO YOUR OWN LAIR AND I'M GOING TO GO UP TO YOUR THRONE AND I AM GOING TO PIN YOU TO THE MAT, BROTHERRRRRR!

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social 2 points 8 months ago

He had a 66.6 repeating chance to beat the devil

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

I still think the devil had the better fiddle solo.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

I would have been more impressed if he claimed to have fought him with a BFG9000