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I'll have a friend ๐Ÿ˜ป

[โ€“] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago

I'm pretty sure I'm going to live forever in this scenario. I'm basically magic.

[โ€“] wetnoodle@sopuli.xyz 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] GregorTacTac@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Hey I saw you on that post with AI generated usernames. Yours is quite cool, imagine that thing being used as a weapon.

[โ€“] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago
[โ€“] kaboom36@ani.social 3 points 8 months ago

I think I'd do fine

[โ€“] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 3 points 9 months ago

I'll get bludgeoned to death by the barbarians after they realise I can't actually yodel but just give academic lectures about yodelling. So I'm not even useful for keeping people entertained.

[โ€“] Laserpeen@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago

I may not survive very long, but I'll be damned if I don't spawn an absolutely legendary tale

[โ€“] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

I think I'm in trouble

[โ€“] TxzK@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 months ago

Idk I have no idea what TxzK means

[โ€“] Neato@ttrpg.network 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No clue what it'll be but it'll certainly be rad.

[โ€“] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago

I just want to say, that your username is Neato.

[โ€“] EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I guess it really depends on how evolved it is

[โ€“] GregorTacTac@lemm.ee 0 points 9 months ago

Above the human level.

[โ€“] brokenlcd@feddit.it 2 points 9 months ago

I'm either slapping people to death with a broken 40' tv; or i am using screen shards as knifes. Prefer the first one tbh.

[โ€“] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 months ago

I feel like 320 of them could do at least some damage

[โ€“] prayer@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] bcoffy@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Well at least I am focused

[โ€“] nxdefiant@startrek.website 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Oh. I think I'll be just fine.

[โ€“] RavenFellBlade@startrek.website 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] GregorTacTac@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

A raven kicked you and you fell on a blade. That's how you die.

I last long, I cast spells

[โ€“] UmeU@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Depends on you

[โ€“] OhTheMoose@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

I think I'll be alright

[โ€“] Assman@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

I'll distract the raiders with my amusing vanity plate.

I'm too cool to die >:3

[โ€“] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago
[โ€“] TCGM@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

As The Crazy Game Master, I'm not the one dying.

Everybody else? Roll for Initiative.

[โ€“] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago

I'm certainly going to roll a 1.

[โ€“] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 1 points 9 months ago

I think I'm safe

[โ€“] Egerbur@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

My name is literally just burger but switched, and a funny E at the beginning.

So ig I just have an opposite burger? Idk how that will help XD

[โ€“] SimpleMachine@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Guess I'm bringing engineering back into the post apocalyptic world.

[โ€“] GregorTacTac@lemm.ee 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No no no, you are the machine.

[โ€“] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] HipHoboHarold@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I may or may not make it, but Harold is a pretty hip dude. Gonna habe a good time at least.

[โ€“] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I got high on my own supply

As long as I keep Bakugo happy I think Iโ€™ll be ok.

[โ€“] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 9 months ago

Tie them together into 5 sets of nunchaku

[โ€“] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

My name saves me because they recognize me from all my comments made before the apocalypse and wanna hang out.

[โ€“] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago

You do have a very notable name.... And I just realized that you're on yiffit.net.

I'm not sure what to do with the additional information.

Mine is how I flavored my paladin's Spirit Guardians, so everything within 15 ft of me takes a boatload of shiny damage and walks slowly... Think I'm in good shape, if very lonely

[โ€“] Sidhean@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How does that work if your name isn't a verb or noun?

[โ€“] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It means it's useless in such a situation.

[โ€“] Sidhean@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

typical me lmao