I'll get bludgeoned to death by the barbarians after they realise I can't actually yodel but just give academic lectures about yodelling. So I'm not even useful for keeping people entertained.

[–] Laserpeen@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This sounds fun.

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago

I may not survive very long, but I'll be damned if I don't spawn an absolutely legendary tale

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

I think I'm in trouble

[–] TxzK@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 months ago

Idk I have no idea what TxzK means

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No clue what it'll be but it'll certainly be rad.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 months ago

I just want to say, that your username is Neato.

[–] EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I guess it really depends on how evolved it is

[–] GregorTacTac@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago

Above the human level.

[–] brokenlcd@feddit.it 2 points 7 months ago

I'm either slapping people to death with a broken 40' tv; or i am using screen shards as knifes. Prefer the first one tbh.

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 months ago

I feel like 320 of them could do at least some damage

[–] prayer@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Lord help me

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago

Ded.

[–] bcoffy@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Well at least I am focused

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Oh. I think I'll be just fine.

[–] RavenFellBlade@startrek.website 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You tell me...

[–] GregorTacTac@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

A raven kicked you and you fell on a blade. That's how you die.

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 months ago

I last long, I cast spells

[–] UmeU@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Depends on you

[–] OhTheMoose@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

I think I'll be alright

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

I'll distract the raiders with my amusing vanity plate.

[–] TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 months ago

I'm too cool to die >:3

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

I win(d)

[–] TCGM@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (2 children)

As The Crazy Game Master, I'm not the one dying.

Everybody else? Roll for Initiative.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago

I'm certainly going to roll a 1.

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 months ago

Shit.

[–] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 1 points 7 months ago

I think I'm safe

[–] Egerbur@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

My name is literally just burger but switched, and a funny E at the beginning.

So ig I just have an opposite burger? Idk how that will help XD

[–] SimpleMachine@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Guess I'm bringing engineering back into the post apocalyptic world.

[–] GregorTacTac@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No no no, you are the machine.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

https://youtu.be/paG1-lPtIXA?si=p4Bg_LGzZt28zuXm

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[–] HipHoboHarold@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

I may or may not make it, but Harold is a pretty hip dude. Gonna habe a good time at least.

[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

I got high on my own supply

[–] BakugoSlutCumGuzzler@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

As long as I keep Bakugo happy I think I’ll be ok.

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 7 months ago

Tie them together into 5 sets of nunchaku

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

My name saves me because they recognize me from all my comments made before the apocalypse and wanna hang out.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago

You do have a very notable name.... And I just realized that you're on yiffit.net.

I'm not sure what to do with the additional information.

[–] radiantshackles@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 months ago

Mine is how I flavored my paladin's Spirit Guardians, so everything within 15 ft of me takes a boatload of shiny damage and walks slowly... Think I'm in good shape, if very lonely

[–] Sidhean@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

How does that work if your name isn't a verb or noun?

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It means it's useless in such a situation.

[–] Sidhean@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

typical me lmao